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Neighbors (2014)

Neighbors (2014) quotes

4 total quotes

Jimmy Blevins




View Quote Pete: Bros before hoes.
Pete: Junk before Trunk.
Teddy: Balls before dolls.
Pete: Padres before I sleep with two Madres.
Teddy: Brad Pitt before Grab Glit.
Pete: These nuts before skinny sluts.
Teddy: Masturbate before ask her to date.
Pete: Beef stew before watching The View.
Teddy: Male erection before One Direction.
Pete: Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie.
Teddy: Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy.
Pete: Man purses before regular purses.
Teddy: Sports before genital warts.
Pete: John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin.
View Quote Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
View Quote Pete: He put his dick in your mouth while you were asleep!
Assjuice: I wasn't asleep.
View Quote [after Assjuice puts the glasses on] He looks like J.J. Abrams. He look good. He looks okay.