Bill Uh-oh. Mac attack.
Bill Hey, there he is.
Bill I need that Mendelson file by 4:00.
Bill And this is not your bro, this is your boss talking. (chuckles)
I’ll have it to you by 3:00. How’s that?
Bill Okay.
(panting)
Oh, jeez, it’s so far. Hey, we gotta go work on that thing we were discussing.
Bill What’s going on?
We have to go work on that joint file.
Of course. The joint file.
Bill You guys are doing a joint file?
We have a joint file together.
Yeah. We’re pretty deep into it. It’s tight. It’s pretty thick.
It’s a big file. Pretty fat file.
We should blaze through it, probably.
Yeah. Yeah, we gotta file that for the THC Corporation.
Bill Okay.
Because we are in the weeds.
This is out little cub on our lawn with a condom in her mouth. Oh, my God. I’m a mama bear.
You know what? I’m gonna act all docile and then… (She roars)
(He roars)
My claws are out! I’m gonna **** get them!
**** these **** guys! They don’t know who they are **** with. They think I’m just a regular dad and then you know what happens? Boom! Boom! Teddy’s dead! Pete’s dead! Scoonie’s dead! **** you!
I’m not buying a gun! You’re right, it’s a bad idea.
What about one of those small prostitute guns?
No. You’re not buying a gun.
What can we do? That **** Dean. What woman is named “Dean”?
She’s not named “Dean.” That’s her job.
That’s what “dean” is here.
Yeah. What did you think?
I thought that was her name.
What do they call in Australia?
No, she’s the chancellor.
Oh, my God. I was so rude to her.
What didn’t we have in college?
We had no money. They’re broke. They don’t have any money.
We **** with their house. They can’t afford to fix it.
**** them! We’re gonna **** **** them!
Oh, there he is. (He is about to punch him but Pete dodges)
I’m just kidding. Sort of.
Thanks for missing our meeting, Mr. VP.
I… I had this… I had this job interview, so…
No, no, clearly you had more important things to do.
Yeah. So, how'd the meeting go?
Oh, it went great. It went great. We’re on probation. We can’t party.
So, are-are we… are we cool with what happened last night?
All right, balls before dolls.
Compadres before I sleep with tu madres.
Brad Pitt before Grab Glit.
Deez nuts before skinny sluts.
Masturbate before I ask her to date.
Beef stew before watching The View.
Male erection before One Direction.
Mario and Luigi before Thelma & Louise-ee.
Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy.
Man purses before regular purses.
Sports before genital warts… No, ****in’. That’s bad.
B Both
Jasmine from Aladdin!
Teddy Yes! (He and Pete give each other a high-five) We just said it at the same time!
All right, man. I should probably… But I’ll see you back at the house, yeah?
All right. Good talk, man.
Padres before I sleep with two Madres.
Brad Pitt before Grab Glit.
These nuts before skinny sluts.
Masturbate before ask her to date.
Beef stew before watching The View.
Male erection before One Direction.
Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie.
Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy.
Man purses before regular purses.
Sports before genital warts.
John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin.
