Ike Barinholtz movie quotes

View Quote Hunter: Ugh, it’s just a bunch of paint samples and swatches.
Mitchell: (whispers) Shh! Hunter! Quiet!
Hunter: Why do I have to be quiet?
Mitchell: Shit would not fly if Marcie found out.
Hunter: Who wears the pants in this house, dawg?
Marcie: I do.
All: Oh!

View Quote Mitchell: How are we supposed to find them in this place? It’s got, like, 20 rooms.
Hunter: I’m sorry, what the **** are you talking about? “Twenty”? It’s got, like, 200! What? Twenty?
Lisa: Grand Lux Suite is on the top floor.
Hunter: Go, go, go! Move! Hurry, Lisa!

View Quote Lisa: It’s okay, you’re gonna love it! Happy first day of school. Bye, sweetie.
Young Kayla: Hi!
Young Julie: Hi.
Young Sam: Hey, I’m Sam.
Young Julie: Hi, I’m Julie.
Lisa: Bye!
Young Julie: Bye, Mom!
Hunter: I’m Hunter. Sam’s mine, right there. The one with the glasses.
Lisa: I’m Lisa. That’s my Julie.
Mitchell: I’m Mitchell. (sniffles) Kayla’s hero.
Lisa: Oh. Are you okay?
Mitchell: Yeah, yeah. You crying? (Breaking his voice) No, man. It’s a big day, that’s all. You know, can I have a tissue, please?
Lisa: Yeah, yeah.
Mitchell: Thank you.
Lisa: It’s a big day for all of us.
Hunter: Yeah.
Mitchell: Thanks. (exhales)
Lisa: (sighs and chuckles)
Hunter: I think our daughters are friends. And I think that means we’re friends.
Hunter: Should we go get a drink?
Lisa: You okay?
Hunter: Yeah.
Lisa: Yeah.
Hunter: Do you guys wanna go get a drink?
Mitchell: Ah, they made it. (sniffles)
Hunter: You guys wanna go grab a drink real quick?
Lisa: Is he asking us if we wanna go grab a drink?
Mitchell: I’m really hoping it’s coffee.

View Quote [after Assjuice puts the glasses on] He looks like J.J. Abrams. He look good. He looks okay.

View Quote Bill: Uh-oh. Mac attack.
Mac: Hey!
Bill: Hey, there he is.
Mac: Hey.
Bill: I need that Mendelson file by 4:00.
Mac: Okay, yeah.
Bill: And this is not your bro, this is your boss talking. (chuckles)
Mac: I’ll have it to you by 3:00. How’s that?
Jimmy: Mac! Mac!
Bill: Okay.
Mac: What?
Jimmy: Wait. Hold on. Whoo!
Mac: Okay!
Jimmy: (panting) Oh, jeez, it’s so far. Hey, we gotta go work on that thing we were discussing.
Mac: What thing?
Bill: What’s going on?
Jimmy: We have to go work on that joint file.
Mac: Of course. The joint file.
Bill: You guys are doing a joint file?
Mac: We have a joint file together.
Jimmy: Yeah. We’re pretty deep into it. It’s tight. It’s pretty thick.
Mac: It’s a big file. Pretty fat file.
Jimmy: It’s dank.
Mac: We should blaze through it, probably.
Jimmy: Yeah. Yeah, we gotta file that for the THC Corporation.
Bill: Okay.
Jimmy: Because we are in the weeds.

View Quote [to Harley] You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.

View Quote Griggs: You know the rules, hotness. You gotta keep off these bars.
Harley Quinn: What? These bars?
Griggs: Yeah, those bars. [Harley licks the bars] Oh, my God. You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!
Harley Quinn: Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me!
Griggs: You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.
Harley Quinn: I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.