Hunter

This is so dumb. Okay? Yeah, our kids are gonna hate us because you’re gonna humiliate them.

Lisa

I’m not gonna humiliate Julie. We’re best friends. I’m the cool mom.

Mitchell

Hunter, don’t make me sit on your balls again.

Hunter

Stop, stop, stop it, stop, stop! This is how they’re gonna be remembered in high school, as the weirdos whose parents dragged them out of prom because they were afraid of their sexuality. It’s not something that should be feared, it should be celebrated. And… And… And we have to empower these young women. I mean, what year is it, guys? It’s 2018.

Hunter

Jesus Christ!

Mitchell

Oh, gross.

Hunter

Okay, you know what? That’s an unfortunate coincidence. Get a **** room!