John Cena movie quotes

View Quote Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection? [Amanda Waller: No.]

View Quote You’re being facetious, but if this whole beach was completely covered in dicks and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say "no problemo!" [Ratcatcher 2: Why would someone put penises all over the beach?] Who knows why madmen do what they do?

View Quote I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it.

View Quote Mitchell: What the hell is that?
Lisa: I have no idea.

View Quote Hunter: Ugh, it’s just a bunch of paint samples and swatches.
Mitchell: (whispers) Shh! Hunter! Quiet!
Hunter: Why do I have to be quiet?
Mitchell: Shit would not fly if Marcie found out.
Hunter: Who wears the pants in this house, dawg?
Marcie: I do.
All: Oh!

View Quote Mitchell: How are we supposed to find them in this place? It’s got, like, 20 rooms.
Hunter: I’m sorry, what the **** are you talking about? “Twenty”? It’s got, like, 200! What? Twenty?
Lisa: Grand Lux Suite is on the top floor.
Hunter: Go, go, go! Move! Hurry, Lisa!

View Quote Yoshi: What bird stuff can you do?
Plimpton: Well, what bear stuff can you do? [Yoshi roars at him] You win this round.

View Quote Plimpton: What kind of polar bear works on their tan?
Yoshi: Well, what kind of bird... [gets up] Wait, are you even a bird?
Plimpton: Of course I am.
Yoshi: Well, can you fly?
Plimpton: No.
Yoshi: Can you swim?
Plimpton: No.
Yoshi: Well, what can you do?
Plimpton: I can run.
Yoshi: I can run. What bird stuff can you do?
Plimpton: Well, what bear stuff can you do? [Yoshi roars at him] You win this round.

View Quote Poly: Okay, okay, enough with the pampering. You need to go and help the queen.
Dolittle: There are things I no longer do: work with humans or leave the house.
Jip: Or bathe. [covers his nose]
Yoshi: Oh, exercise.
Cub: Express emotional vulnerability.
Poly: Wake up, John! If the queen dies, the Treasury takes the deed and we lose this house.
Dolittle: You're talking out of your tail feathers, Poly. The deed was for life. Last time I checked, I was very much alive. [about to drink his tea]
Poly: The queen's life, John, not yours. [Dolittle spits his tea]
Dab-Dab: Look at that. It just rolls off my back. [she shakes the tea out of her feathers]
Dolittle: I knew I shouldn't have let monkeys proofread the contract. Elliot, Elsie, you are FIRED! [the monkeys gasp]
Poly: It gets worse. We'll be thrown out of these gates right in the middle of HUNTING SEASON!
Chee-Chee: WHAT?!
Dolittle: No no no. Breathe, Chee-Chee.
Dab-Dab: We get kicked out if the queen dies?
Chee-Chee: We're gonna be hunted!
Dolittle: Everybody calm down! [gives Chee-Chee a paper bag and Chee-Chee breathes in it] Look at the state of him now. Hmm!
Poly: Fear not, I have an inn at, uh, Regent's Park Zoo. Everyone pack your bags! [Chee-Chee's paper bag explodes]
Dolittle: Uh-uh!
Poly: You help the queen or we are leaving.
Dolittle: You're bluffing.
Poly: Don't make me count.
Dolittle: Don't make me count.
Poly: 1...
Dolittle: 3!
Poly: 2...
Dolittle: [frustrated] D'OH! Alright! I'll do it. [the animals cheer]
Dab-Dab: Right, let's get you ready to go, honey.
Dolittle: I'll go as I am.
Poly: [flies by] Not looking like that.
Dolittle: Just grab my doctor's bag.
Poly: [whispers offscreen] Get him!
Jip: [trips Dolittle] Apologies, Doc.
Chee-Chee: [catches Dolittle in his arms] Hold still now.
Dolittle: [angrily] Take your paws off me!

View Quote You always say never turn you back on family, but you turned your back on me. Now, your little family is in my world.

View Quote It's been a long time, Dom.

View Quote [Dom comes face to face with Jakob]
Jakob Toretto: You know the only good thing to come from Dad dying? If he hadn’t, I’d have spent my entire life in your shadow. And now you’re gonna spend the rest of yours living in mine. [walks off]
Dominic "Dom" Toretto: Only good thing about Dad dying... was he didn’t have to watch what you became. You never deserved the Toretto name.
Jakob: [steps up to Dom's face, obviously offended and enraged] You think you knew Dad, huh? What, ’cause you were his favorite? You don’t know shit! [Dom glares at him] Okay? You want the truth? Dad died ’cause he was trying to throw that race. We were in deep debt. ‘Cause of how he felt about you, he had to ask me for help. How was I supposed to know that car was gonna blow?
Dom: A good son would’ve said no. And a real brother would’ve come to me.
Jakob: Come to you? He made me promise you would never find out. And through all of it… I kept that promise.