****-a-doodle-dude!
Cody Maverick
Jeremy Shada · 13 quotes
Chicken Joe
Jon Heder · 10 quotes
Hunter
Paul Levesque · 8 quotes
Mr. McMahon
Vince McMahon · 8 quotes
Lani Aliikai
Melissa Sturm · 7 quotes
Undertaker
Mark Calaway · 7 quotes
Paige
Saraya Bevis · 6 quotes
Tank "The Shredder" Evans
Diedrich Bader · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Cody Maverick & Chicken Joe (5), Cody Maverick & Mr. McMahon (4), Cody Maverick & Hunter (4)
Surf's Up 2: WaveMania quotes
Page 1 of 3I picked this up for you while I was on tour. [hands Cody a scrolled poster]
Aw, thanks, Joe!
I know how much you like these... [Cody opens the scroll, revealing a selfie of Chicken Joe, and laughs] Oh! Um...
[lands his glider]
Alright!!! Who's awesome? I'm awesome! [sees the team surrounding Chicken Joe] Whoa, what's going on, everyone? [gasps]
You destroyed it when you bumped Tank into Joe.
"Sorry" doesn't cut it, Cody. What the heck were you thinking?
Yeah, man, why'd I ever do to you? All these years of friendship, and he still... [sniff] He still keeps these-these walls up, and...I don't know how to break 'em down. [fakes crying] I just don't know what to think anymore.
[scoffs in annoyance]
Are you kidding me, dude? [points at Tank] This guy's been sabotaging me since day 1!
And you think that makes it okay?
Well, I, yeah. I-I was just tryna win, y'know? So I could prove I can be one of you.
Putting your friends in danger only proves that you're nothing like us.
The Hang 5 is a family.
We have each other's back, no matter what.
Lani, please tell 'em I didn't mean for this to happen. Alright? You know me!
[as she carries Chicken Joe on her shoulder]
Yeah, Cody, I do. And that's why I'm just so disappointed in you right now.
[the rest of the team walk away] [picks up his board]
And you were doing so well too. [walks away]
Lani, wait! [Lani stops and turns around] I think you gotta let Cody work things out on his own. He'll come back when he's ready.
But how can you be sure?
I've been where he's at. Trust me, he just need time to think.
[Lani steps down]
That Tank guy is ridiculous! He's like a cartoon villain. Why did you let Hunter bring him?
Everyone is here for a reason. I wanna see how the rest of the newbies deal with him. [pause] You still think Cody has what it takes?
Look, Mr. McMahon, I know he wiped out out there, but he's a good surfer. Just give him a chance.
I'm not talking about surfing! [referring to Cody] I've been watching him. I think he's a bit of a hothead. He might want this too much.
Don't worry about it. He's just like me at that age. He'll be cool.
Alright, we'll see.
I'll also teach you about teamwork and proper surf etiquette.
Interviewer [Cody and Tank are fighting in the background]
Okay, cut!
[opens a chest]
What I hold here is the key that will unlock one of the greatest mysteries of our time.
Why everything seems to taste like me?
No. This is the map to the most legendary surfing spot on the planet. [drumroll] The Trenches!
I thought that the Trenches were just, like, made up...to scare little kids.
Oh, it's real, alright. And everything you hear about it is true.
It's hidden somewhere on Slaughter Island, the most dangerous and mysterious place on the planet.
Jagged rocks, huge cliffs.
It's a surfer's graveyard.
And we're going to ride it! RTL! Am I right, guys?
Heck yeah! RTL!
Hang 5
RTL!
Hey Joe, what does RTL mean?
I don't know, man. Rumbly tummy...ooh, something? [farts] Oh, I shouldn't have eaten all those escargogos.
Surfing the Trenches will be the greatest ride of my life. [frowns] And my last.
Because you're gonna die?!
No! Because I'm retiring.
Hang 5
[surprised]
WHAT?!
Boss, you can't be serious!
Hey, I'm not getting any younger. It's time for me to settle down.
What does that mean? We're gonna be the Hang 4 from now on?
Maybe not. Big Z always said Pen Gu breeds great surfers. I think it's time we add a new member.
Have somebody in mind, boss?
[laughs]
I'm not gonna give away the surprise just yet. But I think I might've found someone very special. [Cody looks back and smiles, assuming he'll be part of the Hang 5]
Cody Maverick, you're one bodacious surfer. But even more importantly, a good dude. On behalf of the Hang 5, we'd be honored to have you join us.
[pause for a moment's contemplation]
Joining the Hang 5 would be the biggest honor of my entire life. But I-I have to decline.
Hang 5
[shocked]
No!
Wait, what?
Dude, are you sure?
Yeah, bro, I am. All this time, I thought joining the Hang 5, the greatest surf team on the planet, would make me a somebody, a winner that everyone respected. [turns to his friends] But now I know I'm already a part of a great team, [referring to Chicken Joe] with the coolest chicken of the sea, [referring to Lani] and the best, raddest surfer on Pen Gu.
Friendship is truly the universe's...most precious gift.
But what does this mean for us? Now we're 1 member short.
I'm staying! [laughs]
Yeah, our adventures our too much fun. Who wants to just drink fish milk coladas on the beach all day anyways? [gets an idea] Hey, you guys know what we've never done before? Surf during a tsunami! Who's up for it?! [the Hang 5 cheer]
I told you from the start this kid's trouble. He almost got the chicken killed. That would have been on you, JC.
Cody's not like that, Mr. McMahon. He just got carried away competing with Tank. That guy's been acting like a jerk the whole time.
I wanted to know how Cody deals with his problems since you thought he was special. And now I know. We're a team, JC. That kid doesn't care about anything other than winning. And he doesn't give two sand crabs about who gets in his way. Maybe that's what you saw in him back at Pen Gu. Have you thought about that?
You should learn to surf from a real master. Right, gang?
Acolytes
Yes, sensei. [they fall like dominoes]
[Cody and JC are waxing the surfboards, Cody is in a rage from Tank cutting him off]
Dude, Cody, we're just tryna wax the boards, not set 'em on fire. You're gonna burn a hole in that thing.
Ugh! Tank cheated. He knocked me off my board. That's why we lost.
Yeah? I didn't see anything. You sure?
He totally rubbed it in my face. He practically admitted to it!
That's messed up, man. But you know what? Maybe let it go. It's not worth getting all bent out o' shape about. We had an awesome day, right? Were those dunes gnarly or what?
Yeah, that was pretty epic. And I get to ride with you guys! It still feels pretty surreal. I mean, like, I can't believe this is actually my life right now, y'know? I just... I just wish that I hadn't let you down.
Let me down? What are you talking about? Look, man, there are plenty of jerks out there. If it's not Tank, it'll be somebody else. Just take the high road. You'll be a lot happier, I promise.
Alright, man. You got it. [he and JC high-five each-other]
[Cody wakes up uncomfortably, Lani follows and finds him sitting on a log] [sits next to Cody]
Can't sleep?
Yeah, I think I need a moment to calm down from all the excitement. My heart's jumping out of my chest.
Yeah, I can imagnine. This has been some day. Must be a pretty big deal to you.
This is my dream, Lani. I can't stop thinking about it. I don't think I blinked once all day. I didn't wanna miss a second. [he and Lani look up] Mr. McMahon thinks you're amazing. He's totally gonna pick you.
Mm, I dunno. I miss Pen Gu. We've been gone for so long. I can't wait to tell our friends back home about all of this.
[laughs]
Yeah, they'll never believe it. I wish every day was like this. I feel like I'm finally living the life I always wanted to, y'know? I wish this feeling could last forever.
Yeah, in a minute. Let's soak this in a while longer. [falls asleep on Lani, who also falls asleep]
We'll be there in four, three, two... [a lobster grabs his head] Oh! Oh!
This is the moment we've been waiting for!
Whoa, this is amazing!
Come on, guys. We've got a lot of ground to cover. Remember what we talked about last night. After all, this journey isn't just about getting to the Trenches. One of you will be replacing me on the Hang 5. Those are some big shoes to fill, so show me you've got big feet. [raises his foot and wiggles his toes]
****-a-doodle-dude!
Alright, here's how this works. Don't panic, work as a team, and keep an eye out on each other. And we'll all make it through this.
Here we go, Tank. This is your last test. Mr. McMahon thinks you're a yellow-bellied coward.
But I told him...
What?
You were the real deal.
Don't let me down, Tank. Or we'll all die.
Do not...
I repeat, do not go rogue out there. We're all counting on each other. Got it?
[about his surfboard]
This is Michelle. We've been together for about-- What is it, babe? --3 years now. I bought her at a garage sale. I saw her across the lawn and was like "Oh, yeah!". Don't get me wrong, I still ride other boards, y'know, but uh...but Michelle, she's special.