I told you guys, I sat on a puddle!
Surf's Up 2: WaveMania (2017) · 40 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Surf's Up 2: WaveMania (2017): in 8 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Cody Maverick (4), Chicken Joe (4), Mr. McMahon (3)
If you kids think JC's dumb old stories are cool, watch me uproot this tree. [runs into the tree, coconuts fall on his head]
More lines from Hunter
2 quotesI think you have something to say to Cody. [shoves Tank in Cody's direction]
Scenes with Hunter
5 scenesWe'll be there in four, three, two... [a lobster grabs his head] Oh! Oh!
This is the moment we've been waiting for!
Whoa, this is amazing!
Come on, guys. We've got a lot of ground to cover. Remember what we talked about last night. After all, this journey isn't just about getting to the Trenches. One of you will be replacing me on the Hang 5. Those are some big shoes to fill, so show me you've got big feet. [raises his foot and wiggles his toes]
****-a-doodle-dude!
Alright, here's how this works. Don't panic, work as a team, and keep an eye out on each other. And we'll all make it through this.
Here we go, Tank. This is your last test. Mr. McMahon thinks you're a yellow-bellied coward.
But I told him...
What?
You were the real deal.
Don't let me down, Tank. Or we'll all die.
Do not...
I repeat, do not go rogue out there. We're all counting on each other. Got it?
What I hold here is the key that will unlock one of the greatest mysteries of our time.
Why everything seems to taste like me?
No. This is the map to the most legendary surfing spot on the planet. [drumroll] The Trenches!
I thought that the Trenches were just, like, made up...to scare little kids.
Oh, it's real, alright. And everything you hear about it is true.
It's hidden somewhere on Slaughter Island, the most dangerous and mysterious place on the planet.
Jagged rocks, huge cliffs.
It's a surfer's graveyard.
And we're going to ride it! RTL! Am I right, guys?
Heck yeah! RTL!
RTL!
Hey Joe, what does RTL mean?
I don't know, man. Rumbly tummy...ooh, something? [farts] Oh, I shouldn't have eaten all those escargogos.
Surfing the Trenches will be the greatest ride of my life. [frowns] And my last.
Because you're gonna die?!
No! Because I'm retiring.
WHAT?!
Boss, you can't be serious!
Hey, I'm not getting any younger. It's time for me to settle down.
What does that mean? We're gonna be the Hang 4 from now on?
Maybe not. Big Z always said Pen Gu breeds great surfers. I think it's time we add a new member.
Have somebody in mind, boss?
I'm not gonna give away the surprise just yet. But I think I might've found someone very special. [Cody looks back and smiles, assuming he'll be part of the Hang 5]
****-a-doodle-dude!
HRAAAAGH!!!!! ****-a-doodle-SHUT UP!!!
Alright!!! Who's awesome? I'm awesome! [sees the team surrounding Chicken Joe] Whoa, what's going on, everyone? [gasps]
You destroyed it when you bumped Tank into Joe.
"Sorry" doesn't cut it, Cody. What the heck were you thinking?
Yeah, man, why'd I ever do to you? All these years of friendship, and he still... [sniff] He still keeps these-these walls up, and...I don't know how to break 'em down. [fakes crying] I just don't know what to think anymore.
Are you kidding me, dude? [points at Tank] This guy's been sabotaging me since day 1!
And you think that makes it okay?
Well, I, yeah. I-I was just tryna win, y'know? So I could prove I can be one of you.
Putting your friends in danger only proves that you're nothing like us.
The Hang 5 is a family.
We have each other's back, no matter what.
Lani, please tell 'em I didn't mean for this to happen. Alright? You know me!
Yeah, Cody, I do. And that's why I'm just so disappointed in you right now.
And you were doing so well too. [walks away]
I'll also teach you about teamwork and proper surf etiquette.
Okay, cut!
Yeah! Whoo! [Lani looks back and shrugs]