Mr. McMahon My friends, we finally made it. Behold, the Trenches.
Played by Vince McMahon 
Surf's Up 2: WaveMania (2017) · 40 quotes
Surf's Up 2: WaveMania (2017) · 40 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Surf's Up 2: WaveMania (2017): in 8 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Cody Maverick (4), Chicken Joe (4), JC (4)
I leave you alone for 10 minutes and this is what you do? I expect rookie mistakes from rookies, but you guys know better. And Cody Maverick, we'll never get to the Trenches if you keep starting fights with your teammates.
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6 scenes Mr. McMahon We'll be there in four, three, two... [a lobster grabs his head] Oh! Oh!
Mr. McMahon This is the moment we've been waiting for!
Whoa, this is amazing!
Mr. McMahon [laughing]
Let's ride!
Mr. McMahon Come on, guys. We've got a lot of ground to cover. Remember what we talked about last night. After all, this journey isn't just about getting to the Trenches. One of you will be replacing me on the Hang 5. Those are some big shoes to fill, so show me you've got big feet. [raises his foot and wiggles his toes]
****-a-doodle-dude!
Mr. McMahon Alright, here's how this works. Don't panic, work as a team, and keep an eye out on each other. And we'll all make it through this.
Here we go, Tank. This is your last test. Mr. McMahon thinks you're a yellow-bellied coward.
But I told him...
What?
You were the real deal.
Don't let me down, Tank. Or we'll all die.
Do not...
Mr. McMahon I repeat, do not go rogue out there. We're all counting on each other. Got it?
Mr. McMahon [opens a chest]
What I hold here is the key that will unlock one of the greatest mysteries of our time.
Why everything seems to taste like me?
Mr. McMahon No. This is the map to the most legendary surfing spot on the planet. [drumroll] The Trenches!
I thought that the Trenches were just, like, made up...to scare little kids.
Oh, it's real, alright. And everything you hear about it is true.
It's hidden somewhere on Slaughter Island, the most dangerous and mysterious place on the planet.
Jagged rocks, huge cliffs.
It's a surfer's graveyard.
Mr. McMahon And we're going to ride it! RTL! Am I right, guys?
Heck yeah! RTL!
Hang 5
RTL!
Hey Joe, what does RTL mean?
I don't know, man. Rumbly tummy...ooh, something? [farts] Oh, I shouldn't have eaten all those escargogos.
Mr. McMahon Surfing the Trenches will be the greatest ride of my life. [frowns] And my last.
Because you're gonna die?!
Mr. McMahon No! Because I'm retiring.
Hang 5
[surprised]
WHAT?!
Boss, you can't be serious!
Mr. McMahon Hey, I'm not getting any younger. It's time for me to settle down.
What does that mean? We're gonna be the Hang 4 from now on?
Mr. McMahon Maybe not. Big Z always said Pen Gu breeds great surfers. I think it's time we add a new member.
Have somebody in mind, boss?
Mr. McMahon [laughs]
I'm not gonna give away the surprise just yet. But I think I might've found someone very special. [Cody looks back and smiles, assuming he'll be part of the Hang 5]
[lands his glider]
Alright!!! Who's awesome? I'm awesome! [sees the team surrounding Chicken Joe] Whoa, what's going on, everyone? [gasps]
You destroyed it when you bumped Tank into Joe.
"Sorry" doesn't cut it, Cody. What the heck were you thinking?
Yeah, man, why'd I ever do to you? All these years of friendship, and he still... [sniff] He still keeps these-these walls up, and...I don't know how to break 'em down. [fakes crying] I just don't know what to think anymore.
[scoffs in annoyance]
Are you kidding me, dude? [points at Tank] This guy's been sabotaging me since day 1!
And you think that makes it okay?
Well, I, yeah. I-I was just tryna win, y'know? So I could prove I can be one of you.
Putting your friends in danger only proves that you're nothing like us.
Mr. McMahon The Hang 5 is a family.
We have each other's back, no matter what.
Lani, please tell 'em I didn't mean for this to happen. Alright? You know me!
[as she carries Chicken Joe on her shoulder]
Yeah, Cody, I do. And that's why I'm just so disappointed in you right now.
[the rest of the team walk away] [picks up his board]
And you were doing so well too. [walks away]
Mr. McMahon I told you from the start this kid's trouble. He almost got the chicken killed. That would have been on you, JC.
Cody's not like that, Mr. McMahon. He just got carried away competing with Tank. That guy's been acting like a jerk the whole time.
Mr. McMahon I wanted to know how Cody deals with his problems since you thought he was special. And now I know. We're a team, JC. That kid doesn't care about anything other than winning. And he doesn't give two sand crabs about who gets in his way. Maybe that's what you saw in him back at Pen Gu. Have you thought about that?
That Tank guy is ridiculous! He's like a cartoon villain. Why did you let Hunter bring him?
Mr. McMahon Everyone is here for a reason. I wanna see how the rest of the newbies deal with him. [pause] You still think Cody has what it takes?
Look, Mr. McMahon, I know he wiped out out there, but he's a good surfer. Just give him a chance.
Mr. McMahon I'm not talking about surfing! [referring to Cody] I've been watching him. I think he's a bit of a hothead. He might want this too much.
Don't worry about it. He's just like me at that age. He'll be cool.
Mr. McMahon Alright, we'll see.
Mr. McMahon Cody Maverick, you're one bodacious surfer. But even more importantly, a good dude. On behalf of the Hang 5, we'd be honored to have you join us.
[pause for a moment's contemplation]
Joining the Hang 5 would be the biggest honor of my entire life. But I-I have to decline.
Hang 5
[shocked]
No!
Wait, what?
Dude, are you sure?
Yeah, bro, I am. All this time, I thought joining the Hang 5, the greatest surf team on the planet, would make me a somebody, a winner that everyone respected. [turns to his friends] But now I know I'm already a part of a great team, [referring to Chicken Joe] with the coolest chicken of the sea, [referring to Lani] and the best, raddest surfer on Pen Gu.
Friendship is truly the universe's...most precious gift.
But what does this mean for us? Now we're 1 member short.
Mr. McMahon I'm staying! [laughs]
Mr. McMahon Yeah, our adventures our too much fun. Who wants to just drink fish milk coladas on the beach all day anyways? [gets an idea] Hey, you guys know what we've never done before? Surf during a tsunami! Who's up for it?! [the Hang 5 cheer]