Tank "The Shredder" Evans
Fight through the pain. It's part of your training.
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[about his surfboard]
This is Michelle. We've been together for about-- What is it, babe? --3 years now. I bought her at a garage sale. I saw her across the lawn and was like "Oh, yeah!". Don't get me wrong, I still ride other boards, y'know, but uh...but Michelle, she's special.
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Mr. McMahon
We'll be there in four, three, two... [a lobster grabs his head] Oh! Oh!
Mr. McMahon
This is the moment we've been waiting for!
Paige
Whoa, this is amazing!
Mr. McMahon
[laughing]
Let's ride!
Mr. McMahon
Come on, guys. We've got a lot of ground to cover. Remember what we talked about last night. After all, this journey isn't just about getting to the Trenches. One of you will be replacing me on the Hang 5. Those are some big shoes to fill, so show me you've got big feet. [raises his foot and wiggles his toes]
Chicken Joe
****-a-doodle-dude!
Mr. McMahon
Alright, here's how this works. Don't panic, work as a team, and keep an eye out on each other. And we'll all make it through this.
Tank 'The Shredder' Evans
Whoa!
Hunter
Here we go, Tank. This is your last test. Mr. McMahon thinks you're a yellow-bellied coward.
Tank 'The Shredder' Evans
But I told him...
Hunter
What?
Tank 'The Shredder' Evans
You were the real deal.
Hunter
Don't let me down, Tank. Or we'll all die.
Tank 'The Shredder' Evans
Do not...
Mr. McMahon
I repeat, do not go rogue out there. We're all counting on each other. Got it?
Cody Maverick
[from outtakes]
Undertaker, quick, give me a boost!
Cody Maverick
[Undertaker throws him at a palm tree]
Agh!
[The coconuts from the tree fall on him]
Cody
[lands his glider]
Alright!!! Who's awesome? I'm awesome! [sees the team surrounding Chicken Joe] Whoa, what's going on, everyone? [gasps]
Chicken Joe
[wakes up]
The Undertakes saved me from death. Ironic! [faints]
Cody
[confused]
W-Where's your board?
Undertaker
You destroyed it when you bumped Tank into Joe.
Cody
[shocked]
What?! [turns to Chicken Joe] Joe, man, I'm so sorry. I-I didn't mean to...
JC
"Sorry" doesn't cut it, Cody. What the heck were you thinking?
Tank
Yeah, man, why'd I ever do to you? All these years of friendship, and he still... [sniff] He still keeps these-these walls up, and...I don't know how to break 'em down. [fakes crying] I just don't know what to think anymore.
Cody
[scoffs in annoyance]
Are you kidding me, dude? [points at Tank] This guy's been sabotaging me since day 1!
Hunter
And you think that makes it okay?
Cody
Well, I, yeah. I-I was just tryna win, y'know? So I could prove I can be one of you.
JC
Putting your friends in danger only proves that you're nothing like us.
Mr. McMahon
The Hang 5 is a family.
Paige
We have each other's back, no matter what.
Cody
Lani, please tell 'em I didn't mean for this to happen. Alright? You know me!
Lani
[as she carries Chicken Joe on her shoulder]
Yeah, Cody, I do. And that's why I'm just so disappointed in you right now.
JC
[the rest of the team walk away] [picks up his board]
And you were doing so well too. [walks away]
Tank
You should learn to surf from a real master. Right, gang?
Acolytes
Yes, sensei. [they fall like dominoes]
Tank
[a trophy falls on Tank's foot]
Ow! [hops away painfully]
