Lawrence Hey, Peter, man! Check out Channel 9! Check out this chick!
4th most-quoted character in Office Space (1999): in 14 of its 91 quotes
Most scenes with: Peter Gibbons (6)
I gotta wake my ass up at 6am every morning this week--drive up to Las Colinas--yeah I'm doing the drywall at the new McDonalds.
More lines from Lawrence
7 quotes Lawrence Lawrence No. No man...Shit no. I believe somebody'd get their ass kicked for sayin something like that.
Lawrence Hey Peter, watch out for your corn hole, buddy!
Lawrence No. Thats ok man! I don't want you ****in up my life too...
Lawrence Hey Peter....watch out for your cornhole.
Lawrence [Repeated line]
****in' A!
Lawrence [When Peter prepares to confess to stealing from his company, which will mean certain jail time.]
Hey, Peter...watch your cornhole, bud.
Scenes with Lawrence
6 scenes Lawrence Doesn't that chick look like Anne?
Yeah, a little bit...
Lawrence Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while. You two still goin' out?
Yeah. I guess... I don't know. Sometimes I get this feeling like she's cheating on me.
Lawrence Yeah, I get that feeling too, man.
What do you mean by that?
Lawrence I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her like she's the type of chick that just...[shudders]
Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?
Lawrence No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Good point.
Lawrence Well what about you now? what would you do?
Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence Well yeah.
Nothing.
Lawrence Nothing, huh?
I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.
Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody.
Of course.
Agreed
Lawrence (From the other apartment)
Don't worry man! I won't tell anyone about this either.
Who the **** is that?
Uh, don't worry about him. He's cool.
Lawrence, you awake?
Lawrence Yeah.
You wanna come over?
Lawrence No, thanks, man. I don't want you **** up my life, too.
[Peter is now working construction with Lawrence, cleaning up the burned Initech building]
This isn't so bad, huh? Making bucks, getting exercise, working outside...
Lawrence ****in' A.
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