Peter Gibbons quotes

View Quote Yeah. I got the memo.

View Quote So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

View Quote We don't have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.

View Quote What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

View Quote I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.