A scene from Office Space 1999
Michael Bolton

You think the pet rock was a really great idea?

Tom Smykowski

Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars. You know, I had an idea like that once. A long time ago.

Peter Gibbons

Really, what was it, Tom?

Tom Smykowski

Well, all right. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to.

Michael Bolton

That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.

Samir

Yes, this is horrible, this idea.

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