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Peter Gibbons

Listen, that virus you're always talking about, right? That one that could, er...rip off the company for a bunch of money?

Michael Bolton

Yeah, what about it?

Peter Gibbons

Well, how does it work?

Michael Bolton

It's pretty brilliant. What it does is, every time there's a bank transaction where interest is computed–and there are thousands a day–the computer ends up with these fractions of a cent, which usually rounds off. What this does is it takes those little remainders and puts them into an account.

Peter Gibbons

This sounds familiar.

Michael Bolton

Yeah, they did it in Superman III.

Peter Gibbons

Right.

Michael Bolton

Underrated movie, actually. And then there were a bunch of hackers that did it in the 70s as well. One of them got busted.

Peter Gibbons

Well, so they check for this now.

Michael Bolton

No, no. Here's the thing: Initech's so backed up with all the software we're updating for the year 2000, they'd never notice.

Peter Gibbons

You're right. And even if they wanted to, they couldn't check all that code.

Michael Bolton

Thumbs up their asses.

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