What would you do if you had a million dollars?

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Well, not all chicks.

Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Good point.

Well what about you now? what would you do?

Besides two chicks at the same time?

Well yeah.

Nothing.

Nothing, huh?

I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.

Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.