Look, I don't know about you guys, but I'm tired of being pushed around. Aren't you?

Yes, Peter, but I'm not going to do anything illegal.

Samir, this is America. This isn't Riyadh; they're not going to saw your hands off.

The most they would do is put us for a few months into a white-collar, minimum-security resort! You know, they have conjugal visits there?

They do?

Shit. I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

I have a question.

Yes?

In... in these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women?

Yep, you sure can.

OK, I'll do it.