Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon quotes from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands.

Matt Damon

Oh Jesus, again Ben?

Ben Affleck

No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA!

There they are!

Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo!

Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup.

I thought that was a 10-82.

No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer.

Oh, that Affleck! Backup on the way...

You've got the wrong guys! Doesn't anyone watch the WB?

I'm a teen idol, dammit! Don't you recognize me? Look at me. I'm the pie ****er.

Yeah, well. In prison, he'll be the pie.

Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy

will suck your dick off if you let us go.

Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual.

How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.

Alright.

Make it fast and sexy.

It's either this or jail. And you know what they do to you in jail.

I was a guard. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party".

Brenda?

Dick!