Banky
Stop the movie? What are you, crazy?
All these assholes on the internet are calling us names because of this stupid **** movie.
Banky
That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that.
This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. ****in', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the mother**** nuts by a guy named ****-Knocker.
Banky
You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do, but Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for Bluntman and Chronic. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website, is NONE OF MY **** CONCERN!
Oh, but I think it is... We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.
Yeah.
