A character in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Matt Damon quotes from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Matt Damon

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Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon
[several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]

Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands.

Matt Damon
[exasperated]

Oh Jesus, again Ben?

Ben Affleck
[cocky]

No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA!

Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon

There they are!

Jay

Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo!

Matt Damon

Just take it from "It's a good course."

Ben Affleck

Oh, now you're the director.

Matt Damon

Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this...

Ben Affleck

Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week.

Matt Damon

I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature?

Ben Affleck

You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.

Ben Affleck
[They both take a beat and look at the camera]

And sometimes, you have to go back to the well.

Matt Damon

And sometimes, you do Reindeer Games.

Ben Affleck

See, that's just mean.

Clark
[during filming for Good Will Hunting 2]

You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Now how do *you* like *them apples*?

Ben Affleck
[in huddle with Damon]

I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. What are we gonna do?

Matt Damon

Chucky, it's hunting season.

Ben Affleck
[Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]

Applesauce. Bitch.

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