Chaka Luther King [Sniffing out white people]
Cra-cra-cracker?
4th most-quoted character in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001): in 13 of its 134 quotes
Most scenes with: Chrissy (5), Chaka's Production Assistant (4)
Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - ****z With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?
More lines from Chaka Luther King
7 quotes Chaka Luther King Chaka Luther King Another white boy in this movie? Damn.
Chaka Luther King Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.
Chaka Luther King [Bluntman and ****-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]
I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!
Chaka Luther King Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT.
Chaka Luther King Duck, pie ****er! Damn, these white boys can't fight.
Chaka Luther King I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the **** outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em!
Scenes with Chaka Luther King
5 scenes[after asked to get a new clean latte]
Here's your coffee sir, booger-free.
Chaka Luther King [slaps it out his hands]
Get that shit the **** out of here.
You the man.
Chaka Luther King No, you the man, and that's the problem.
Chaka
This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2.
Or House Party 3!
Chaka
Shut the **** up.
Uh, Chaka? Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer.
Chaka
Oh, you're the executive producer. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackinate it. Okay, ****y?
Actually, it's Banky.
Chaka
No, it is ****y.
Here's your coffee sir.
Chaka
Did you spit in it?
I didn't spit in it sir.
Chaka
Any boogers in it?
There's no boogers in it sir.
Chaka
You went to film school didn't you? Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Went to film school. Does your daddy know you give a **** his coffee? Must kill him, doesn't it!
There's no boogers in it sir.
Chaka
Then taste it. Taste the booger flavor. I know it's in there!
Other characters in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Chrissy
Ali Larter
Jay
Jason Mewes
Whillenholly
Holden
Ben Affleck
Justice
Shannon Elizabeth
Banky
Jason Lee
James Van Der Beek
James Van Der Beek
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon
Diedrich Bader
Ben Affleck
Ben Affleck
Brodie
Jason Lee
Jason Biggs
Jason Biggs
Brent
Seann William Scott
Chaka's Production Assistant
Jamie Kennedy
Dante Hicks
Brian O'Halloran
Randal Graves
Jeff Anderson
Sheriff
Judd Nelson
Silent Bob
Kevin Smith
Cock-Knocker
Mark Hamill
Matt Damon
Matt Damon
Missy
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
Sissy
Eliza Dushku
Reg Hartner
Jon Stewart
Scooby Doo
Willam Black
Scott Mosier
