A character in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Silent Bob quotes from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

In 4 of the 134 quotes from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Most scenes with: Chrissy (4), Jay (3), Banky (2)

Scenes with Silent Bob

4 scenes

Stop the movie? What are you, crazy?

Jay

All these assholes on the internet are calling us names because of this stupid **** movie.

That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that.

Jay

This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. ****in', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the mother**** nuts by a guy named ****-Knocker.

You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do, but Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for Bluntman and Chronic. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website, is NONE OF MY **** CONCERN!

Silent Bob

Oh, but I think it is... We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.

Jay

Yeah.

Jay
[the monkey has been put into a car]

Man, who the **** steals monkeys?

Silent Bob
[Points to Jay and himself]
Jay

Oh yeah...

Jay
[after trying to figure out what Silent Bob is trying to tell him]

Well, come on! SAY IT already!

Silent Bob

THE SIGN! ON THE BACK OF THE CAR! IT SAID "CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD"! YOU DUMB ****!

[about Jay]

Your friend's a **** clown shoe, you know that?

Silent Bob

You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that.

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