Justice Hi, I'm Justice.
And I'm so **** yours.
[Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]
Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob.
Justice It's nice to meet you.
Justice, that's a nice name...
Scenes with Justice
9 scenes Justice Justice Justice Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-****', bitch.
Justice Wait for me.
What, here?
What's twistin' this bitches tit?
Justice Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay.
They don't? How 'bout fine piece of ass?
Justice How 'bout not.
Then what the **** am I supposed to call you?
Justice Something sweet, ya big goof. Something nice.
...Boo Boo Kitty ****?
Justice That's... a start.
Oh my God. I'm paralyzed! That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Oh sweet irony!
Justice You're not paralyzed. It was just a tranquilizer.
So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?
Justice No. Go.
****.
Justice They didn't really steal the monkey. It was just a diversion so we could steal these.
Justice [showing a bag of stolen diamonds]
And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. The C.L.I.T is not real.
No the clit is real. Its the female orgasm that's the myth.
Justice If I go to prison will you wait for me?
Hmm, I don't know. Will you **** me when you get out?
Justice Snoogans.
[Goes back to kissing Jay]
[while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]
Just isn't the same, is it? This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? She is TOO fine! And she smells SO ****in' pretty. She has a nice voice too. And that body? ****in' smokin'! You know, she didn't tell me to **** off once when I was talkin' to her. Or pull out the ****in' pepper spray or anything. You know, Lunchbox? She could be the one.
Nice going, four eyes.
Justice [slaps Justice in the head]
Ow!
Why the **** did you let that little stoner throw Brent out of the van?
Justice Oh, please. If I had to listen to one more of those stupid songs, I was gonna throw him out myself.
We needed Brent, Justice. He was our patsy, remember?
Justice We'll just find someone else. Besides, I didn't see you try to stop Jay from throwing him out.
Yeah, I didn't wanna blow our cover.
Justice Cover, schmover. You all hated his songs too.
Not as much as I hate you.
We have a very simple gang here, Justice. I'm the brains, Chrissy's the brawn and Missy's the tech girl. But lately, I'm having a little trouble figuring out what you're doing here.
Shit, your name doesn't even fit the rhyme scheme.
Since you let our patsy slip away, you've gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. They've gotta break into Provasik now.
Justice Uh-uh.
Uh-huh. You'll do it or you're out of the gang, Justice. Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO **** in love with you.
Justice Jay? No, he's not.
What am I, blind? He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was **** Lord Byron?
Justice Well, maybe he just has manners.
[cut to Jay outside, hollaring at a woman walking past him]
Yo, baby, ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock] Yeeaah...!
We've got about two hours before we get to Boulder. That'll give you plenty of time to work on him.
Justice I'm not gonna do it.
Why the **** not?
Justice Because he's just so innocent! Look at him.
Other characters in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Chrissy
Ali Larter
Jay
Whillenholly
Chaka Luther King
Chris Rock
Holden
Ben Affleck
Banky
Jason Lee
James Van Der Beek
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon
Ben Affleck
Ben Affleck
Brodie
Jason Lee
Jason Biggs
Brent
Seann William Scott
Chaka's Production Assistant
Jamie Kennedy
Dante Hicks
Brian O'Halloran
Randal Graves
Jeff Anderson
Sheriff
Judd Nelson
Silent Bob
Cock-Knocker
Matt Damon
Matt Damon
Missy
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
Sissy
Eliza Dushku
Reg Hartner
Jon Stewart
Scooby Doo
Willam Black
Scott Mosier
