A character in American Pie 2 (2001)

Nadia quotes from American Pie 2 (2001)

Shannon Elizabeth

Scenes with Nadia

4 scenes
Jim

Nadia, please don't take this the wrong way - You are everything I used to want in a woman, and as much as I'm really, really going to regret this, I think I need to be with someone else.

Nadia

You--you want the band geek?

Jim

Nadia, I am a band geek. I just never joined the band.

Sherman

I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex-Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.

Nadia

I am lucky lady?

Sherman

That's right Nadia, you've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.

Sherman

Life's a bitch, isn't it? [No response from Nadia] It's all right. You don't have to say anything. I'm used to girls ignoring me...or making fun of me. "Come on, Sherman. Be the Sherminator."

Nadia
[laughs a little]

Like the movie. How clever.

Sherman

I get it, okay? Maybe I am a geek. Whatever.

Nadia
[finding her geek]

Yes. You are.

Sherman

All right. I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex-Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.

Nadia

I am lucky lady?

Sherman

That's right Nadia, you've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.

Nadia
[playing along]

Oh, no. Help. [Nadia and Sherman go upstairs as Stifler and Jessica look in disbelief] **** me, geek!

Sherman
[pulled into bedroom]

Affirmative!

Stifler and Jessica

No **** way!

Jessica
[They look at each other thinking maybe, but...]

Forget it.

Stifler

Like you have a chance.

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