Finch
[talking to a picture of Stifler's Mom ]
How did you do that magic you did?
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in American Pie 2 (2001): in 4 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Jim Levenstein (2)
Scenes with Finch
4 scenes
Jim
Nadia will be expecting filet mignon, okay, and all I'm going to be able to give her is rump roast.
Finch
Rump roast...
What are you so worried about? You've had experience since Nadia!
Jim
Ah, yes, you would be referring to the flute fetish band geek, who made me her bitch and then ditched me after prom.
Jim
[the two "lesbians" are making the guys play with each other, in exchange for the girls playing with each other. Jim and Stifler give each other a split-second long peck on the lips.]
That counted!
That totally counted!
That's the way you kiss your mother.
[later] [the girls request handjobs: Jim and Finch doing Stifler]
It's okay, it's okay. I know what I have to do.
Jim
[Finch and Jim run away]
Mother of God!
Finch
I am not touching that!
Jim
Put that thing away Stifler!
Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing!
Stifler's Mom
[Finch and Stifler's Mom are having sex in her car]
Oh, Finchy, I missed you.
Finch
Oh, Janine, Janine.
Stifler's Mom
Call me "Stifler's Mom".
Finch
Oh-AH! [We hear him having a violent orgasm, setting off the car alarm] Ah! Stifler's Mo-o-o-o-o-m!!
