American Pie 2 (2001) · 61 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in American Pie 2 (2001): in 3 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Steve Stifler (2)
Nadia will be expecting filet mignon, okay, and all I'm going to be able to give her is rump roast.
Rump roast...
Oz What are you so worried about? You've had experience since Nadia!
Ah, yes, you would be referring to the flute fetish band geek, who made me her bitch and then ditched me after prom.
Oz, what should I do now?
Oz Stifler, get off!
I am getting off, listening to the two of you! Keep going!
You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stif-meister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby!
Oz Here's a new idea for you, Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other: you just laugh at the people who do count.
Here's a new idea for you: I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
