Jim's Dad
[to parents of girl they caught in bed with Jim]
Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady, I... didn't get your daughter's name, but I hope my son did.
4th most-quoted character in American Pie 2 (2001): in 5 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Jim Levenstein (2)
My son is sitting here right now with his hand glued to his penis. [Stands up to the women], but that doesn't mean anything to you, does it? Because you don't have a penis, or maybe you do.
Scenes with Jim's Dad
4 scenes
Jim's Dad
Hey: keep it real, homies.
Jim's Dad
[Jim's Dad sees Jim looking at pictures of Nadia]
Ah, yes, the one that got away.
Jim
Yeah.
Jim's Dad
Yeah. Well, evidently you two made quite the handsome couple on the Internet. Oh, I didn't see it. It, uh, was brought up at a PTA meeting.
Jim's Dad
You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.
Jim
Thanks, Dad.
Jim's Dad
Don't forget your penis cream.
