Jim's Dad Son, step away from the animal...
6th most-quoted character in American Wedding (2003): in 3 of its 47 quotes
Scenes with Jim's Dad
3 scenes Jim's Dad Jim's Dad Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"?
I don't know. I just call it "boning".
Jim's Dad Boning? Well, when-when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?
Horny, like I wanna bone.
Jim's Dad But-but, we can't be boning from sunrise to sunset, dear.
Oh, you've never tried it?
Jim's Dad I certainly have. I have. I've boned... from sunrise, uh, right through brunch on more than one occasion.
Honesty, now- Honestly, would you have passed up sex with Nadia?
Jim's Dad Why? Did she say something?
Hypothetically, Dad.
Jim's Dad Oh, hypothetically. Well, I mean, you know, Jim, I'm a married man. I'm...
If-If-If you weren't married.
Jim's Dad She's a college girl.
If you were a college guy.
Jim's Dad In a heartbeat. Oh yeah.
