Steve Stifler
"Congratulation, Jism!"
A line from Steve Stifler
Gee, thanks for inviting me to the graduation party, ****er.
More lines from Steve Stifler
9 quotes Steve Stifler
Steve Stifler
Oh wedding this, suck my ass that. I'm special, you're special, we're all just a bunch of special ****ers. Well, you know what? Im-a gonna get laid Finch-****er and it's going to be like oh so good. And I'm gonna' be like "You like this shit, mama?" and she's gonna be like "**** right, doggy, give it to me. Suck on my nipples like you're milking a cow!"
Steve Stifler
Fine. Adios!
Steve Stifler
Hey, flower-****ers, you there?!
Steve Stifler
Save it, dickhead, I'm working.
Steve Stifler
This sucks! [Kevin & Finch look at him] Did I say that out loud? [Whispers to Jim] Keep going, man. It's good.
Steve Stifler
****face! What part of "This sucks my ass" do you not under-****-stand?!
Steve Stifler
Dear Steve, I will be forever in your debt if you teach me to dance like you did in the gay bar
Steve Stifler
**** you Finch, you didn't eat shit OK, you didn't prance around here like a ballerina for the whole week. (Cadence appears) Oh wedding this, suck my ass that. I'm special, you're special, we're all just a bunch of special ****ers aren't we? Well, you know what? I'm-a gonna get laid Finch-****er and it's going to be like "oh so good". It's gonna' be like "Do you like this shit, mama?" and she's gonna be like "**** right, doggy, give it to me. Suck on my nipples like you're milking a cow!" Like... [sucking noise] Moo (Not amused Cadence)[sucking noise] Moo. [sucking noise] Moo. (Looks at Cadence) You been here long?
Scenes with Steve Stifler
11 scenes Steve Stifler
Are you saying I'm impolite?
Jim
"Impolite" would be an improvement.
Finch
Now, Jim, let me handle this. These are my people.
Stifler
They're gay?
Finch
No, you bleeding imbecile. They have style, they're cultured, they're sophisticated.
Stifler
So, they're gay.
Finch
"A witty saying proves nothing," -Voltaire.
Stifler
"Suck my dick!" -Ron Jeremy.
Stifler
What describes the Stif-miester best?
Jim
He uses the F-word excessively.
Stifler
Really? Thanks, man.
Cadence
So, can I see the ring?
Stifler
Nope. Promised to keep it safe. It's not leaving my pocket.
Cadence
Okay, Frodo.
Paul Finch
Grandmother****er.
Steve Stifler
Mother****er.
Paul Finch
[smiling]
Yes, I am!
Stifler
So, you upset about me and Cadence?
Finch
Well, let's see. She wasn't into the intellectual stuff, she actually enjoyed me acting like an imbecile. I don't know, I suppose she's better with you anyway.
Stifler
[pats Finch on the back and smiles]
Thanks Shitbreak. [pauses and scowls] ****er. I **** hate not hating you.
Finch
[grins]
I did **** your Mom...twice.
Stifler
That's better, ****er.
Stifler
Observe the **** Stif-meister. What is his defining characteristic?
Jim
He uses the F-word excessively.
Stifler
Thanks, man. But I also have confidence. You're one big floppy ****!
Paul Finch
Grandmother ****er.
Steve Stifler
You're a mother****er.
Paul Finch
[smiling]
Yes, I am!
Steve Stifler
You son of a bitch.
Finch
[Kevin and Finch open the linen cupboard door where Stifler thinks he's having sex with Cadence.]
Urgh! Stifler, Granny!
Stifler
Granny?
[Jim's Grandmother appears, naked.] Jim's Grandmother: Focus, FOCUS!!!
Stifler
Ughhh, it's not what it looks like! Shut the **** door!
Finch
You got it, champ.
[Finch and Kevin immediately shuts the door. Stifler is disgusted over the realization that he had just **** Jim's grandmother and not Cadence]
Finch
[At the wedding, Finch and Stifler exchange words as Jim's grandmother is much kinder and polite.]
Grandmother-****er.
Stifler
Yeah, well you're a mother****er.
Finch
Yes, I am.
Stifler
Oh you son of a bitch.
