Crash
Dude, you're awesome! You're like the brother I never had!
Eddie
Me, too!
Scenes with Crash
12 scenes Crash
Eddie
Buck
[stopping Manny and the herd from moving on]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! What, you-you think this is some sort of tropical getaway? You can't protect your mate, mate. What are you gonna do with those-those flimsy tusks when you run into the Beast? I call him... RUDY.
Manny
Oh, good. Good. I was worried it was something intimidating, like "Sheldon" or "Tim".
Crash
Wait. You mean there's something bigger than Mommy Dinosaur?
Buck
Aye.
Eddie
"Eye"?
Buck
Aye-aye! He's the one that gave me this! [pointing to his missing eye, which is covered in a patch]
Eddie
Whoa! He gave you that patch...?!
Crash
...For free?! That's so cool!
Eddie
Yeah! [starts shaking Crash] Maybe he'll give us one, too! [Crash and Eddie both laugh and high-five] [while Crash is humming along] Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
Manny
[to a dumbfounded Buck]
Welcome to my world.
Buck
Abandon all hope. Ye who enters there...
Manny
Alright, we get it! Doom and despair, yada, yada, yada.
Crash
[Scrat is still stuck from the sticky tar hanging on a tree, he walks slowly to the ground from the tree to get the acorn and breaks tree and rolls and gets the acorn and Scratte rolls the tree. And Scrat tries to get unstuck, but is stopped by Scratte and she grab the acorn slowly, Scrat whimpers, Scratte smiles and giggles, grabs the acorn and rips off Scrat’s belly. Scrat screaming]
It sounds like a Jungle of Misery of me.
Ellie
Hold on.
Manny
Why. What’s wrong. Peaches.
Eddie
[the ribcage tram gets stuck midway down the chasm, forcing Manny, Diego, Crash, and Eddie to hold their breath] [couldn't hold his breath any longer]
I can't take it anymore!
Crash
[points to Eddie]
He breathed it! [gasps] And now I'm breathing it!
Eddie
[Crash and Eddie start choking for a few seconds] [in squeaky voice]
Hey! We're not dead!
Crash
[also in squeaky voice]
You sound ridiculous!
Eddie
Me? You should hear you! [they both start laughing] All right, all right. And a 1, and a 2!
Crash and Eddie
[singing]
♪ Christmas, Christmas time is here. ♪
Manny
[while holding breath]
Stop! Are you crazy?
Diego
[Crash and Eddie giggle, while Diego takes a breath of the gas] [in high-pitched voice]
It's not poison. Huh? [laughs, Crash and Eddie laugh as well]
Crash
That is so disturbing!
Buck
Stop laughing! All of you!
Crash
[imitating Buck]
"Stop laughing! All of you!"
Manny
[Crash and Eddie laugh some more, and then shush] [in squeaky voice, imitating Buck]
"What's rule #1?" [They all laugh while Buck scowls at them]
Ellie
They're just laughing. What's so bad about that?
Buck
They died laughing! [he points to a bunch of skeletons on the ground below with jaws agape; Ellie gasps]
Ellie
Stop laughing!
Manny
You know what's funny, though? We're trying to save Sid, and now we're all gonna die! [they all laugh hysterically]
Eddie
And I don't even like Sid!
Crash
Who does?! He's an idiot! [they laugh some more]
Diego
Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years!
Manny
[sarcastically]
Thank you for deserting the herd! THAT WAS TOTALLY SUPER! [pause; they all laugh yet again until a thud is heard] [reaches up and tickles Buck with his trunk] Cootchie-cootchie-coo!
Buck
Stop that! [gasps] Don't you see?! [in squeaky voice] We're all gonna die! [everyone laughs, including Buck]
Ellie
[sighs]
We gotta do everything, huh?
Eddie
[pulls down a tree, bringing the tram down towards her]
Sometimes, I wet my bed!
Crash
That's all right. Sometimes, I wet your bed!
Manny
[they all laugh once more until they fall off the tram and see Ellie looking at them] [In normal voice]
Uh... I'm not sure how much of that you could hear.
Ellie
Oh, I heard all of it.
Manny
Right. Yeah.
Eddie
[In normal voice]
You wet my bed?
Crash
[In normal voice]
That was gas talk, dude.
Manny
Well, uh, better get moving. [Buck laughs hysterically in the Chasm of Death]
Diego
[In normal voice]
Aren't we forgetting something?
Buck
[squeaky voice]
Here, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! [laughs] I'm so lonely.
Crash
[To the defeated pterosaur they've inflated float about like a balloon]
Yeah!
Eddie
Hasta la vista, birdie!
Eddie
Do you think the beast would find Sid?
Crash
Or more importantly, us?
Buck
Rudy? Are you joking? He's relentless! He knows all! Sees all! Eats all! So that's a "yes". [Crash points to a scary face] Hey! Get off my lawn! Go on, shoo! [the face, which is really a giant butterfly, flies away] I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar. You know, before he came out.
Crash
[when Ellie is going into labor]
Can you try to hold it (the baby) in?
Ellie
[from off]
Will somebody slap him for me?
Eddie
[slaps Crash]
Done and done. [dusts off hands]
Crash
[spotting Sid on the lava river]
Look, He's right there!
Buck : Roger.
Eddie
No, Sid!
Buck : I know, Roger.
Crash
Why don't we get Sid first, and then we go back for Roger?
Buck : Uh... Never mind.
[The film begins with 20th Century Fox Logo and Blue Sky Studios fades to white, a nose appears was Scrat sniffs and remove the pieces of ice with his hands, the title appears, he stops looking down form the cliff, camera pans up to the acorn, Scrat runs to a twig of rope, climbing up, he screams in shock realized the acorn is missing, hearing a leafs, and goes crawling in the leafs, hiding behind a tree, sniffs, and seeing a female squirrel "Scratte", music plays "You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine" by Lou Rawls, Scrat falling in love, fell down the leaf, gets up, Scratte holding the acorn, music stops, Scrat breathing in panicking, he slowly grabbing the acorn, and Scratte grabs it, both each other, Scrat takes acorn to leave, he heard Scratte cries, he turns around to give it back, Scratte grabs with his tail in sadly, he gives it back, but he wouldn't let go with his acorn, accidentally throwing Scratte hollers, falls in the chasm, Scrat with acorn jumps, falls to save Scratte, they grab acorn to hold on, it plays the music again, Scratte takes acorn for Scrat, music stops again, he wink with his flaps on skin, flying up, Scrat looks down at chasm, hollers in panic and tries to flaps on her skin to fly, but no used, he continue hollering falls on the abyss, with shape of heart, appears on the ground, Scrat crawls up and heard was Manny holding the turtle shell with water.]
Manny
It's happening!
Sid
[Manny running and steps at Scrat, then Eddie and crash appears runs to Manny, and Sid appears.]
Wait up, guys! [steps at Scrat with his foot, looks down in shock trying to get him off, Scrat climbs on her with his head; yelps]
Manny
The baby's coming! The baby's coming!
Male Molehog
Watch it!
Manny
I'm having a baby!
Crash
Code Blue! Code Blue!
Eddie
Or pink if it's a girl.
Manny
Having a baby! Having a baby! I'm coming, Ellie! [trips over a rock, causing him to lose the shell, sliding down]
Eddie
We got it!
Sid
[Manny holding with a nose trunk, and stops to almost fall on the cliff.]
Ow!
Manny
[Sid is trying to get it off from Scrat attacking it, and bumps at Manny with Crash and Eddie and falls down on the ground.] [with a turtle shell on his head, with eyes blocked, looking around]
Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, where are you, Ellie? Where am I? Huh?
Ellie
Manny! [Sid falls on Manny's back on the ground] I told you it was just a kick.
Manny
[Ellie removes the shell from Manny, Eddie and Crash on Manny's eye, fell down.] [Both groaning]
Ohh, right! Right, oh, wow. Ohh, you really gave daddy a scare! Daddy got silly. Daddy fall down cliff and go boom, boom, boom, boom. Silly daddy. Yeah... [chuckles; he looks at the animals] Uh, sorry, folks. False alarm. It was just a kick.
Male Molehog
Do you know who I'd want to kick?
Start
That's the third false alarm this week.
Sid
All right, show's over. Break it up. Break it up. Oh, I see someone else who has a bun in the oven.
Beaver Mom
[grunts angrily]
I'm not pregnant! [hits with a stick at Sid's right eye]
Sid
[groans]
Ow! It's too bad. You'd make a wonderful mother. [beaver mom throws the stick again] Ow!
Ellie
[Ellie shows up, revealing that she got pregnant.]
Manny, I know you're excited; I am too, but you're getting a little carried away.
Manny
Okay, okay! Boy, you're starting to sound like Diego. [confused] Wait a second. Where is Diego?
[Cut to Scrat and Scratte fights to get a nuts and falls on the tar pit, splash sound, the bubble rise, they both inside, he looks at each other in shocked, the bubble split the half, the acorn is in the bubble from the tar pit, Scratte climbs floating up, Scrat is trying to get a acorn, the bubble lower down, and he rams on the top, floating up, they both fighting in the bubble to move away, Scrat falls, but his teeth makes bubble to deflate it flying up, the bubble bounce on Scratte flying away, Scrat realizes the bubble is shrinking, with a head and finally hold the acorn, then the bubble pops covered in tar like a screaming glue, hollers, falls on the ice breaks it, to the lost world underground. Next scene, Sid with the baby dinosaurs hide behind the log, seeing the playground.]
Sid
I'm sorry, but you can't go in. Manny says it's just for kids. Wait a minute. You are kids! Ow! Just don't break anything!
Johnny
The sloth says the playground's open!
Sid
No, wait! Not for everyone! Oh, no, no, no! D-Don't touch that! [groans and grunts] Aah! [kids groan]
Boy
Yahoo!
Molehog Mom
What are they?
Beaver Boy
Who cares? They're fun!
Sid
Play nice!
Beaver Girl
Mommy, she's not sharing!
Beaver Mom
Aren't you going to do something?
Sid
Why? My kid had it first.
Beaver Girl
Did not!
Sid
Did, too!
Beaver Girl
Did not.
Sid
Did, too!
Beaver Girl
Did not!
Sid
Liar, liar, fur on fire!
Beaver Mom
What is the matter with you?
Sid
I'm a single mother with three kids. I could use a little compassion!
Anteater Boy
Whoa... Slow down! No!
Sid
No, don't...!
Ronald
Stop, stop, stop!
Ronald's Mother: Ronald!
Sid
Oh... That's a shame.
Beaver Boy
Whoa!
Sid
Whoa!
Diatryma Mom
Oh!
Sid
[squeaking]
Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
Johnny
No, no, no! [groaning]
Johnny's Mother: Hold on, Little Johnny!
Johnny
I'm trying!
Sid
You know, experts say you should let your kids eat whatever they want!
Ellie
Do you think my ankles look fat?
Manny
Ankles. What ankles?
Manny
[Ronald comes flying down screaming. Manny catches him.]
Ronald! Where did you come from?
Manny
[Ronald pointed where the crowd is, running away in fear.]
Oh, no.
Ronald
Aaaah!!!
Sid
[Manny and Ellie head over to the park.] [After a Baby T-Rex ate Little Johnny]
Okay, come on. Spit him out. If you don't spit out Little Johnny, we're leaving the playground this instant. One... ...two.. Don't make me say "three". Well, there we are, a picture of health.
Johnny's Mother: That's not Little Johnny.
Sid
Well, better than nothing.
Diatryma Mom
Oh, Madison. [picks her up in her beak]
Sid
[chuckles nervously]
Come on. Barf him up.
Manny
[he and Ellie arrive]
Sid.
Sid
Oh, hey. Hey, Manny.
[Baby T-Rex barfs out Little Johnny] Johnny's Mother: [gasping] Little Johnny.
Johnny
Oh.
Manny
[She pulls her son away from the hungry dinosaur as it runs off. However, it bumped into the decoration, letting it fall and shatter to the ground.]
Oh wait. N-No! Oh, oh.
Sid
Oh, I'm really sorry.
Crash
This place is totaled.
Eddie
And we didn't wreck it.
Crash
We're losing our touch, bro.
Sid
Well, the important thing is that no one got hurt. Except for that guy... and those three. And her.
Manny
[turns to Sid angrily]
I told you to take them back, and you kept them! Now, look what they've done.
Sid
Okay, granted, we do have some discipline issues.
Manny
Eating kids is not a discipline issue.
Sid
But he spit them out.
Manny
[sarcastically]
Well, that's super. Let's give him a gold star. Kid of the week! [seriously] They don't belong here, Sid. Whatever they are, wherever you found 'em, take them back.
Sid
Manny, I'm not getting rid of my kids.
Diatryma Mom
Earthquake!
Sid
Oh, it's okay. It's okay. Momma's here.
Crash
Do earthquakes shriek?
Ellie
[seeing the T-Rex]
I thought those guys were extinct!
Manny
Well, then that is one angry fossil. Sid!
Sid
[Sid led the dino babies into a cave to hide from momma dinosaur.]
Come on, come on, come on, come on! Inside, inside, inside!
Manny
Nobody move a muscle.
Sid
[There was silence. However, a mole hog ran in fear, screaming, catching the female dinosaur's attention. The animals scattered and ran in a panic. Sid watched the mother pass and noticed the babies starting to cry.]
No. Shh, no, no, no, d-don't cry. Don't cry. [puts hands at dino baby's mouth shut, female dinosaur hearing something, singing] We are poor little lambs. We lost our way. Bah, bah-- [the rock moves away, caught by Momma T-Rex] AAAAAAH!
Manny
[Momma T-Rex grabs the rock to reveal Sid with the baby dinosaurs and approaches him.] [as Sid guards the three baby Tyrannosaurs from the mother]
Sid, give them to her! She's their mother!
Sid
How do I know she's their mother?
Manny
What do you want, a birth certificate!? SHE'S A DINOSAUR!
Sid
Well, I put the blood, sweat, and tears to raise them!
Manny
For a day. Give them back, you lunatic.
Sid
[to Momma T-Rex]
Look, these are my kids! And you're gotta have to go through me to get 'em! [Momma T-Rex roars, shrieking in horror, carries them away]
Ellie
Sid!
Manny
Sid!
Sid
Help!
Gazelle
[Scene cuts to Diego walking alone. The Gazelle he was pursuing earlier sprints past him in a panic.]
Run!
Diego
Don’t you have anything better to do? WHOA, AHH!
Sid
[Diego narrowly avoids being stomped on by Momma T-Rex. He watches as the dinosaur stomps off carrying Sid in her mouth.]
Help!
Diego
[perplexed]
Sid?
Buck
[Buck is talking to himself using three skull puppets] [as the First Skull Puppet]
"They'll never survive. It's dangerous by day." [as the Second Puppet] "But it's even worse at night." [as the First Puppet] "Plus, their guide is a lunatic." [normal voice] What? [as the Second Puppet] "You mean Buck? Oh, he's wacko!" [normal voice] I am not! [as the First Puppet] "Totally bonkers!" [as the Third Puppet] "And his feet smell." [normal voice] Shut up! [as the Third Puppet] "You shut up." [normal voice] Oh, you little.. [begins to wrestle with the foot puppet]
Manny
[uncomfortably]
He's strangling his own foot. Shouldn't we get moving?
Buck
[stops wrestling with the foot puppet; as the Third Puppet]
"What? And give Rudy a midnight snack? Not likely." [normal voice] The skull's right. Take a load off, mammals. We'll camp here. Now who's hungry? [as the Third Puppet] "I am." [normal voice] You don't need the calories! There I was, my back against the wall, no way out, perched on a razor's edge of oblivion, staring into the eye of the great white beast.
Crash
Were you killed?
Buck
Sadly, yes... But I lived!
Crash and Eddie
Whew!
Buck
Never had I felt so alive as when I was so close... to death. Just before Rudy could suck me down his gullet, I grabbed hold of that gross, pink, fleshy thing that dangles at the back of the throat.
Buck
[Crash and Eddie groan in disgust.]
I hung onto that sucker, and I swung back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth, and back... And forth and back, until finally I let go, and shot right out of his mouth! I may have lost an eye that day, but I got this!
Eddie
Rudy's tooth!
Eddie
Dang!
Buck
It's like the old saying: "An eye for a tooth, a nose for a chin, a butt for a..." Well, it's an old saying. But, uh, it's not a very good one.
Eddie
You are Super Weasel.
Crash
Ultra Weasel!
Diego
Diesel Weasel! What? He is.
Buck
Now let me tell you about the time I used to sharpen, clam-shell to turn a T. Rex... into a "T. Rachel.
Both
Yes, master.
Manny
Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's enough fairy tales for one night. Come on, Ellie. You should rest now.
Ellie
[scoffs]
Life of the party.
Buck
All right, you guys get some shut-eye; I'll keep watch.
Eddie
Don't worry, Buck, we got this. Nighttime is possum time.
Crash
Yeah, we own the night, baby.
Buck
Good night, Rudy.
Sid
[Momma placed her babies up in a cave while Sid, being the only one down here is left behind.]
Wait, wait. What about me? Sleep well, kids. We have a busy day tomorrow. Foraging, hunting. Missing my friends. Probably aren't missing me.
Sid
[However, Momma picked Sid up with her tail and puts him in the cave]
Aw, you're a real softie, you know that?
Ellie
Manny? Crash? Eddie? Manny? What's going on? Are you okay?
Manny
Uh... I'm sorry. I just wanted to keep you safe, and now you're in the most dangerous place in the world.
Ellie
Hey, this isn't your fault. It's bigger than both of us. We have to get Sid.
Manny
Yeah, but if I had been a better friend to him... we wouldn't be here.
Buck
Better friend? Are you plucking my whiskers? You risked your life, your mate and your baby to save your buddy. Not the best husband or father, but a darn good friend.
Buck
Everybody, stop! [sniffs the air] I smell something. [stabs a tuft of fur with his knife, and smells it] It smells like a buzzard's butt fell off. [smells the fur again] And then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks!
Diego
That's Sid's.
Buck
Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene! A tuft of plum... half-eaten carcass... hunk of... Ugh, no! Broccoli. Here's what I think happened: Dinosaur attacks Sid; Sid fights back with a piece of broccoli. Leaving the dinosaur... a vegetable.
Diego
Are you nuts? Sid's not violent... or coordinated.
Manny
Yeah, and where's the dinosaur?
Buck
All right, all right. Good point. Theory two: Sid is eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli... a vegetable.
Manny
Buck, when exactly did you lose your mind?
Buck
[thinks a moment]
Hmm... three months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple! [makes a face] An ugly pineapple! [sighs] But I loved her.
Diego
Uh, Buck? I think you missed a little clue over here. [points to the Plates of Woe]
Buck
[Buck and his crew went to the direction]
Well, your friend might be alive, but not for long. Rudy's closing in.
All
Whoa...
Buck
You got it. The Plates of Woe... or whatever's left of them. Single file, everyone. Head for Lava Falls.
Crash
What's that sound?
Buck
It's the wind. It's speaking to us.
Eddie
What's it saying?
Buck
I don't know. I don't speak Wind.
Manny
[As they walk on, Ellie stopped and groaned in pain.]
Ellie?
Ellie
I'm fine. Don-Don't worry about me. I'm just taking my t... [screams]
Manny
[The platform that Ellie was on started to move, making her scream.]
Ellie-- whoa!
Ellie
Manny!
Manny
Get to the ledge!
Manny
[Ellie leaps to safety while the others fell to the bottom.]
Ellie!
Crash
Ellie, where are you?
Ellie
It's okay! I'm up here!
Manny
Hang on, Ellie! We'll be right there!
Sid
Wait! Slow down! Wait, wait, wait. Time out! Hold up. Sheesh! You guys are getting fast! Ah, it's not so bad down here. Nice weather, friendly neighbors. Hi, neighbor.
Buck
[The herd stopped upon hearing a loud roar.]
Rudy.
Eddie
[worried]
Rudy?
Buck
[A loud scream echoed through the canyons.] [unfamiliar about the sound]
Never heard that kind of dino before.
Manny
That's Sid!
Buck
We'll have to move fast.
Ellie
Manny, pineapples!
Buck
Pineapples?
Manny
She gets cravings.
Ellie
Pomegranates, grapefruits, nectarines.
Diego
She's ordering a fruit cocktail.
Ellie
[to herself]
Come on, think. [yelling to Manny] PEACHES!
Manny
[confused]
Peaches...? [panicked] Peaches! The baby! W-W-What now?!
Diego
This not good.
Manny
The baby's coming; did you guys hear that?! 'Cause sometimes I imagine it in my head. But I heard...
Crash
[when Ellie is going into labor]
Can you try to hold it in?!
Ellie
[off-screen]
Can somebody slap him for me?!?
Eddie
[slaps Crash]
Done and done. [dusts off his hands]
Manny
Just sit tight; we're coming!
Buck
There's only one thing to do. Possums, you're with me. Manny, you take care of Ellie until we get back.
Manny
What? No, you can't leave now. She's off the trail. What about rule number #2?
Buck
Rule number #5 says you can ignore rule number #2 if there's a female involved... or possibly a cute dog. You know, I just make up these rules as I go along.
Manny
Yeah, but, but, but... she's... You have to...
Diego
Manny, it's all right. I got your back.
Buck
Now you're talking. Come on, lads.
Eddie
Take care of our sister, mister.
Crash
No pressure.
Buck
What does that mean, "I've got your back"?. I mean, I'd rather they covered the front. That's where all the good stuff is, isn't it?
Diego
We gotta move.
Ellie
[As Manny and Diego climb to the top, Ellie sets herself down in a cave.]
Whew, okay, all right. It's okay. Daddy's, daddy's coming. I gotta say, sweetheart, you really got timing...
Sid
Oh! Whew. Go away! Go away! Shoo! Stranger danger! Stranger danger! Don't worry. It's just lava. Deadly boiling lava! Aaaaaaah!
Buck
Boys! Are you ready for adventure?
Crash and Eddie
Yes, sir!
Buck
For danger?
Crash and Eddie
Yes, sir!
Buck
For death?
Eddie
Uh, can you repeat the question?
Buck
[Buck grabs the possum brothers and leapt off the cliff.]
Jump! Ha-ha!
Buck
[The possums scream. Just as they were about to fall to their deaths, a pterodactyl caught them all.]
That's right! Come on!
Crash
Have you ever flown one of these before?
Buck
No! First time, actually.
Diego
There she is.
Manny
Ellie!
Ellie
Manny!
Manny
[They see the raptors closing in on her.]
I need to get to her.
Diego
Listen, I'll protect Ellie. You stop those guys.
Manny
But..
Diego
Manny, if they reach her, it'll be too late. You have to trust me.
Manny
Alright, let's do it.
Diego
[Diego is celebrating having caught the dinosaur]
Whoo, my paws are burning, baby! They're burning; I gotta tiptoe. Tippy-toe, tippy-toe.
Ellie
Excuse me, twinkle toes. Giving birth here?
Diego
[realizing]
Oh, right, sorry. [runs to Ellie] You okay?
Ellie
Am I okay? Do you know anything about childbirth?
Diego
No, not really, but Manny's coming.
Ellie
[Manny tries to beat those guanlogs] [grunting]
Diego, I'm scared. Can I hold your paw?
Diego
Yeah, of course. [Ellie grabs his paw hard] Just... Go With The Pain. [Ellie notices a raptor coming and screams] It's just a contraction.
Ellie
No! [screams in horror]
