Dude, you're awesome! You're like the brother I never had!
Eddie Me, too!
Scenes with Eddie
13 scenes Eddie 
[stopping Manny and the herd from moving on]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! What, you-you think this is some sort of tropical getaway? You can't protect your mate, mate. What are you gonna do with those-those flimsy tusks when you run into the Beast? I call him... RUDY.
Oh, good. Good. I was worried it was something intimidating, like "Sheldon" or "Tim".
Wait. You mean there's something bigger than Mommy Dinosaur?
Aye.
Eddie "Eye"?
Aye-aye! He's the one that gave me this! [pointing to his missing eye, which is covered in a patch]
Eddie Whoa! He gave you that patch...?!
...For free?! That's so cool!
Eddie Yeah! [starts shaking Crash] Maybe he'll give us one, too! [Crash and Eddie both laugh and high-five] [while Crash is humming along] Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
Abandon all hope. Ye who enters there...
Alright, we get it! Doom and despair, yada, yada, yada.
[Scrat is still stuck from the sticky tar hanging on a tree, he walks slowly to the ground from the tree to get the acorn and breaks tree and rolls and gets the acorn and Scratte rolls the tree. And Scrat tries to get unstuck, but is stopped by Scratte and she grab the acorn slowly, Scrat whimpers, Scratte smiles and giggles, grabs the acorn and rips off Scrat’s belly. Scrat screaming]
It sounds like a Jungle of Misery of me.
Hold on.
Why. What’s wrong. Peaches.
Eddie So, how did they come up with Chasm of Death?
We tried "Big Smelly Crack". But, uh, that just made everybody giggle.
Eddie [the ribcage tram gets stuck midway down the chasm, forcing Manny, Diego, Crash, and Eddie to hold their breath] [couldn't hold his breath any longer]
I can't take it anymore!
Eddie [Crash and Eddie start choking for a few seconds] [in squeaky voice]
Hey! We're not dead!
Eddie Me? You should hear you! [they both start laughing] All right, all right. And a 1, and a 2!
Crash and Eddie
[singing]
♪ Christmas, Christmas time is here. ♪
[Crash and Eddie giggle, while Diego takes a breath of the gas] [in high-pitched voice]
It's not poison. Huh? [laughs, Crash and Eddie laugh as well]
That is so disturbing!
Stop laughing! All of you!
[Crash and Eddie laugh some more, and then shush] [in squeaky voice, imitating Buck]
"What's rule #1?" [They all laugh while Buck scowls at them]
They're just laughing. What's so bad about that?
They died laughing! [he points to a bunch of skeletons on the ground below with jaws agape; Ellie gasps]
Stop laughing!
You know what's funny, though? We're trying to save Sid, and now we're all gonna die! [they all laugh hysterically]
Eddie And I don't even like Sid!
Who does?! He's an idiot! [they laugh some more]
Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years!
[sarcastically]
Thank you for deserting the herd! THAT WAS TOTALLY SUPER! [pause; they all laugh yet again until a thud is heard] [reaches up and tickles Buck with his trunk] Cootchie-cootchie-coo!
Stop that! [gasps] Don't you see?! [in squeaky voice] We're all gonna die! [everyone laughs, including Buck]
Eddie [pulls down a tree, bringing the tram down towards her]
Sometimes, I wet my bed!
That's all right. Sometimes, I wet your bed!
[they all laugh once more until they fall off the tram and see Ellie looking at them] [In normal voice]
Uh... I'm not sure how much of that you could hear.
Oh, I heard all of it.
Right. Yeah.
Eddie [In normal voice]
You wet my bed?
Well, uh, better get moving. [Buck laughs hysterically in the Chasm of Death]
Eddie Hasta la vista, birdie!
Eddie Do you think the beast would find Sid?
Or more importantly, us?
Rudy? Are you joking? He's relentless! He knows all! Sees all! Eats all! So that's a "yes". [Crash points to a scary face] Hey! Get off my lawn! Go on, shoo! [the face, which is really a giant butterfly, flies away] I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar. You know, before he came out.
Eddie [slaps Crash]
Done and done. [dusts off hands]
Eddie No, Sid!
Buck : I know, Roger.
Why don't we get Sid first, and then we go back for Roger?
Buck : Uh... Never mind.
[The film begins with 20th Century Fox Logo and Blue Sky Studios fades to white, a nose appears was Scrat sniffs and remove the pieces of ice with his hands, the title appears, he stops looking down form the cliff, camera pans up to the acorn, Scrat runs to a twig of rope, climbing up, he screams in shock realized the acorn is missing, hearing a leafs, and goes crawling in the leafs, hiding behind a tree, sniffs, and seeing a female squirrel "Scratte", music plays "You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine" by Lou Rawls, Scrat falling in love, fell down the leaf, gets up, Scratte holding the acorn, music stops, Scrat breathing in panicking, he slowly grabbing the acorn, and Scratte grabs it, both each other, Scrat takes acorn to leave, he heard Scratte cries, he turns around to give it back, Scratte grabs with his tail in sadly, he gives it back, but he wouldn't let go with his acorn, accidentally throwing Scratte hollers, falls in the chasm, Scrat with acorn jumps, falls to save Scratte, they grab acorn to hold on, it plays the music again, Scratte takes acorn for Scrat, music stops again, he wink with his flaps on skin, flying up, Scrat looks down at chasm, hollers in panic and tries to flaps on her skin to fly, but no used, he continue hollering falls on the abyss, with shape of heart, appears on the ground, Scrat crawls up and heard was Manny holding the turtle shell with water.]
It's happening!
[Manny running and steps at Scrat, then Eddie and crash appears runs to Manny, and Sid appears.]
Wait up, guys! [steps at Scrat with his foot, looks down in shock trying to get him off, Scrat climbs on her with his head; yelps]
The baby's coming! The baby's coming!
Male Molehog
Watch it!
I'm having a baby!
Code Blue! Code Blue!
Eddie Or pink if it's a girl.
Having a baby! Having a baby! I'm coming, Ellie! [trips over a rock, causing him to lose the shell, sliding down]
Eddie We got it!
[Sid is trying to get it off from Scrat attacking it, and bumps at Manny with Crash and Eddie and falls down on the ground.] [with a turtle shell on his head, with eyes blocked, looking around]
Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, where are you, Ellie? Where am I? Huh?
Manny! [Sid falls on Manny's back on the ground] I told you it was just a kick.
[Ellie removes the shell from Manny, Eddie and Crash on Manny's eye, fell down.] [Both groaning]
Ohh, right! Right, oh, wow. Ohh, you really gave daddy a scare! Daddy got silly. Daddy fall down cliff and go boom, boom, boom, boom. Silly daddy. Yeah... [chuckles; he looks at the animals] Uh, sorry, folks. False alarm. It was just a kick.
Male Molehog
Do you know who I'd want to kick?
Start
That's the third false alarm this week.
All right, show's over. Break it up. Break it up. Oh, I see someone else who has a bun in the oven.
Beaver Mom
[grunts angrily]
I'm not pregnant! [hits with a stick at Sid's right eye]
[groans]
Ow! It's too bad. You'd make a wonderful mother. [beaver mom throws the stick again] Ow!
[Ellie shows up, revealing that she got pregnant.]
Manny, I know you're excited; I am too, but you're getting a little carried away.
Okay, okay! Boy, you're starting to sound like Diego. [confused] Wait a second. Where is Diego?
[Cut to Scrat and Scratte fights to get a nuts and falls on the tar pit, splash sound, the bubble rise, they both inside, he looks at each other in shocked, the bubble split the half, the acorn is in the bubble from the tar pit, Scratte climbs floating up, Scrat is trying to get a acorn, the bubble lower down, and he rams on the top, floating up, they both fighting in the bubble to move away, Scrat falls, but his teeth makes bubble to deflate it flying up, the bubble bounce on Scratte flying away, Scrat realizes the bubble is shrinking, with a head and finally hold the acorn, then the bubble pops covered in tar like a screaming glue, hollers, falls on the ice breaks it, to the lost world underground. Next scene, Sid with the baby dinosaurs hide behind the log, seeing the playground.]
I'm sorry, but you can't go in. Manny says it's just for kids. Wait a minute. You are kids! Ow! Just don't break anything!
Johnny
The sloth says the playground's open!
No, wait! Not for everyone! Oh, no, no, no! D-Don't touch that! [groans and grunts] Aah! [kids groan]
Boy
Yahoo!
Molehog Mom
What are they?
Beaver Boy
Who cares? They're fun!
Play nice!
Beaver Girl
Mommy, she's not sharing!
Beaver Mom
Aren't you going to do something?
Why? My kid had it first.
Beaver Girl
Did not!
Did, too!
Beaver Girl
Did not.
Did, too!
Beaver Girl
Did not!
Liar, liar, fur on fire!
Beaver Mom
What is the matter with you?
I'm a single mother with three kids. I could use a little compassion!
Anteater Boy
Whoa... Slow down! No!
No, don't...!
Ronald
Stop, stop, stop!
Ronald's Mother: Ronald!
Oh... That's a shame.
Beaver Boy
Whoa!
Whoa!
Diatryma Mom
Oh!
Johnny
No, no, no! [groaning]
Johnny's Mother: Hold on, Little Johnny!
Johnny
I'm trying!
You know, experts say you should let your kids eat whatever they want!
Do you think my ankles look fat?
Ankles. What ankles?
Ronald
Aaaah!!!
[Manny and Ellie head over to the park.] [After a Baby T-Rex ate Little Johnny]
Okay, come on. Spit him out. If you don't spit out Little Johnny, we're leaving the playground this instant. One... ...two.. Don't make me say "three". Well, there we are, a picture of health.
Johnny's Mother: That's not Little Johnny.
Well, better than nothing.
Diatryma Mom
Oh, Madison. [picks her up in her beak]
Oh, hey. Hey, Manny.
[Baby T-Rex barfs out Little Johnny] Johnny's Mother: [gasping] Little Johnny.
Johnny
Oh.
[She pulls her son away from the hungry dinosaur as it runs off. However, it bumped into the decoration, letting it fall and shatter to the ground.]
Oh wait. N-No! Oh, oh.
Oh, I'm really sorry.
This place is totaled.
Eddie And we didn't wreck it.
We're losing our touch, bro.
Well, the important thing is that no one got hurt. Except for that guy... and those three. And her.
[turns to Sid angrily]
I told you to take them back, and you kept them! Now, look what they've done.
Okay, granted, we do have some discipline issues.
Eating kids is not a discipline issue.
But he spit them out.
[sarcastically]
Well, that's super. Let's give him a gold star. Kid of the week! [seriously] They don't belong here, Sid. Whatever they are, wherever you found 'em, take them back.
Manny, I'm not getting rid of my kids.
Diatryma Mom
Earthquake!
Oh, it's okay. It's okay. Momma's here.
Do earthquakes shriek?
Well, then that is one angry fossil. Sid!
[Sid led the dino babies into a cave to hide from momma dinosaur.]
Come on, come on, come on, come on! Inside, inside, inside!
Nobody move a muscle.
[There was silence. However, a mole hog ran in fear, screaming, catching the female dinosaur's attention. The animals scattered and ran in a panic. Sid watched the mother pass and noticed the babies starting to cry.]
No. Shh, no, no, no, d-don't cry. Don't cry. [puts hands at dino baby's mouth shut, female dinosaur hearing something, singing] We are poor little lambs. We lost our way. Bah, bah-- [the rock moves away, caught by Momma T-Rex] AAAAAAH!
[Momma T-Rex grabs the rock to reveal Sid with the baby dinosaurs and approaches him.] [as Sid guards the three baby Tyrannosaurs from the mother]
Sid, give them to her! She's their mother!
How do I know she's their mother?
What do you want, a birth certificate!? SHE'S A DINOSAUR!
Well, I put the blood, sweat, and tears to raise them!
For a day. Give them back, you lunatic.
[to Momma T-Rex]
Look, these are my kids! And you're gotta have to go through me to get 'em! [Momma T-Rex roars, shrieking in horror, carries them away]
Sid!
Sid!
Help!
Gazelle
[Scene cuts to Diego walking alone. The Gazelle he was pursuing earlier sprints past him in a panic.]
Run!
Don’t you have anything better to do? WHOA, AHH!
[Diego narrowly avoids being stomped on by Momma T-Rex. He watches as the dinosaur stomps off carrying Sid in her mouth.]
Help!
[Buck is talking to himself using three skull puppets] [as the First Skull Puppet]
"They'll never survive. It's dangerous by day." [as the Second Puppet] "But it's even worse at night." [as the First Puppet] "Plus, their guide is a lunatic." [normal voice] What? [as the Second Puppet] "You mean Buck? Oh, he's wacko!" [normal voice] I am not! [as the First Puppet] "Totally bonkers!" [as the Third Puppet] "And his feet smell." [normal voice] Shut up! [as the Third Puppet] "You shut up." [normal voice] Oh, you little.. [begins to wrestle with the foot puppet]
[stops wrestling with the foot puppet; as the Third Puppet]
"What? And give Rudy a midnight snack? Not likely." [normal voice] The skull's right. Take a load off, mammals. We'll camp here. Now who's hungry? [as the Third Puppet] "I am." [normal voice] You don't need the calories! There I was, my back against the wall, no way out, perched on a razor's edge of oblivion, staring into the eye of the great white beast.
Were you killed?
Sadly, yes... But I lived!
Crash and Eddie
Whew!
Never had I felt so alive as when I was so close... to death. Just before Rudy could suck me down his gullet, I grabbed hold of that gross, pink, fleshy thing that dangles at the back of the throat.
[Crash and Eddie groan in disgust.]
I hung onto that sucker, and I swung back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth, and back... And forth and back, until finally I let go, and shot right out of his mouth! I may have lost an eye that day, but I got this!
Eddie Rudy's tooth!
Eddie Dang!
It's like the old saying: "An eye for a tooth, a nose for a chin, a butt for a..." Well, it's an old saying. But, uh, it's not a very good one.
Eddie You are Super Weasel.
Ultra Weasel!
Diesel Weasel! What? He is.
Now let me tell you about the time I used to sharpen, clam-shell to turn a T. Rex... into a "T. Rachel.
Both
Yes, master.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's enough fairy tales for one night. Come on, Ellie. You should rest now.
All right, you guys get some shut-eye; I'll keep watch.
Eddie Don't worry, Buck, we got this. Nighttime is possum time.
Yeah, we own the night, baby.
Good night, Rudy.
[Momma placed her babies up in a cave while Sid, being the only one down here is left behind.]
Wait, wait. What about me? Sleep well, kids. We have a busy day tomorrow. Foraging, hunting. Missing my friends. Probably aren't missing me.
[However, Momma picked Sid up with her tail and puts him in the cave]
Aw, you're a real softie, you know that?
Manny? Crash? Eddie? Manny? What's going on? Are you okay?
Uh... I'm sorry. I just wanted to keep you safe, and now you're in the most dangerous place in the world.
Hey, this isn't your fault. It's bigger than both of us. We have to get Sid.
Yeah, but if I had been a better friend to him... we wouldn't be here.
Better friend? Are you plucking my whiskers? You risked your life, your mate and your baby to save your buddy. Not the best husband or father, but a darn good friend.
Everybody, stop! [sniffs the air] I smell something. [stabs a tuft of fur with his knife, and smells it] It smells like a buzzard's butt fell off. [smells the fur again] And then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks!
That's Sid's.
Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene! A tuft of plum... half-eaten carcass... hunk of... Ugh, no! Broccoli. Here's what I think happened: Dinosaur attacks Sid; Sid fights back with a piece of broccoli. Leaving the dinosaur... a vegetable.
Are you nuts? Sid's not violent... or coordinated.
Yeah, and where's the dinosaur?
All right, all right. Good point. Theory two: Sid is eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli... a vegetable.
Buck, when exactly did you lose your mind?
[thinks a moment]
Hmm... three months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple! [makes a face] An ugly pineapple! [sighs] But I loved her.
Uh, Buck? I think you missed a little clue over here. [points to the Plates of Woe]
[Buck and his crew went to the direction]
Well, your friend might be alive, but not for long. Rudy's closing in.
All
Whoa...
You got it. The Plates of Woe... or whatever's left of them. Single file, everyone. Head for Lava Falls.
What's that sound?
It's the wind. It's speaking to us.
Eddie What's it saying?
I don't know. I don't speak Wind.
I'm fine. Don-Don't worry about me. I'm just taking my t... [screams]
Manny!
Get to the ledge!
Ellie, where are you?
It's okay! I'm up here!
Hang on, Ellie! We'll be right there!
Wait! Slow down! Wait, wait, wait. Time out! Hold up. Sheesh! You guys are getting fast! Ah, it's not so bad down here. Nice weather, friendly neighbors. Hi, neighbor.
Eddie [worried]
Rudy?
[A loud scream echoed through the canyons.] [unfamiliar about the sound]
Never heard that kind of dino before.
That's Sid!
We'll have to move fast.
Manny, pineapples!
Pineapples?
She gets cravings.
Pomegranates, grapefruits, nectarines.
She's ordering a fruit cocktail.
This not good.
The baby's coming; did you guys hear that?! 'Cause sometimes I imagine it in my head. But I heard...
Eddie [slaps Crash]
Done and done. [dusts off his hands]
Just sit tight; we're coming!
There's only one thing to do. Possums, you're with me. Manny, you take care of Ellie until we get back.
What? No, you can't leave now. She's off the trail. What about rule number #2?
Rule number #5 says you can ignore rule number #2 if there's a female involved... or possibly a cute dog. You know, I just make up these rules as I go along.
Yeah, but, but, but... she's... You have to...
Manny, it's all right. I got your back.
Now you're talking. Come on, lads.
Eddie Take care of our sister, mister.
No pressure.
What does that mean, "I've got your back"?. I mean, I'd rather they covered the front. That's where all the good stuff is, isn't it?
We gotta move.
[As Manny and Diego climb to the top, Ellie sets herself down in a cave.]
Whew, okay, all right. It's okay. Daddy's, daddy's coming. I gotta say, sweetheart, you really got timing...
Oh! Whew. Go away! Go away! Shoo! Stranger danger! Stranger danger! Don't worry. It's just lava. Deadly boiling lava! Aaaaaaah!
Boys! Are you ready for adventure?
Crash and Eddie
Yes, sir!
For danger?
Crash and Eddie
Yes, sir!
For death?
Eddie Uh, can you repeat the question?
[The possums scream. Just as they were about to fall to their deaths, a pterodactyl caught them all.]
That's right! Come on!
Have you ever flown one of these before?
No! First time, actually.
There she is.
Ellie!
Manny!
Listen, I'll protect Ellie. You stop those guys.
But..
Manny, if they reach her, it'll be too late. You have to trust me.
Alright, let's do it.
[Diego is celebrating having caught the dinosaur]
Whoo, my paws are burning, baby! They're burning; I gotta tiptoe. Tippy-toe, tippy-toe.
Excuse me, twinkle toes. Giving birth here?
Am I okay? Do you know anything about childbirth?
No, not really, but Manny's coming.
Yeah, of course. [Ellie grabs his paw hard] Just... Go With The Pain. [Ellie notices a raptor coming and screams] It's just a contraction.
No! [screams in horror]
