Eddie quotes from Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)

Buck

No worries, because I've got a plan.

Manny

Really, to stop an asteroid?

Buck

Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the earth in the same spot, and it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.

Granny

That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.

Manny

Let me get this straight: instead of running away from a deadly asteroid, you want us to run directly towards it.

Buck

I know it sounds suboptimal. But the good news is, it'll kill us no matter where we went!

Diego

Well, that's reassuring.

Manny

Okay. Even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?

Buck

Ah, my cynical friend, the dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate and we can change ours, too! Who's with me?! [the Herd all look at each other, then quickly huddle in]

Manny

So what do you think?

Ellie

Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.

Buck

No, don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! [everyone just stares at Buck severely, and he laughs] Sorry, I just love playing devil's advocate. [singsong] And looking fabulous!!

Diego

Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?

Shira

But what if he can't this time?

Peaches

I don't know what to believe, but I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.

Manny

Okay...I guess we're in.

Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!

Eddie

Haha! "Dooty". [he and Crash laugh]

Buck

Excellent!

Crash

It's a beautiful day out here on the ice as father meets daughter in a quest for hockey supremacy.

Eddie

It's Peaches meets Manny.

Crash

Mammoth meets mammoth.

Eddie

Mano a mano.

Crash

Meema me moo-ma.

Eddie

Mama may mee-mee.

Manny

Will you two quit it?

Crash

M-okay.

Eddie

Meanie.

Manny

The blazing mammoth takes it on the breakaway. There's never been a player so tough, so graceful.

Peaches

So desperate to score.

Manny

He fakes right. He fakes left.

Peaches

He fakes knowing how to play. What's wrong? Lose something?

Hey, what's that stink I smell out there? It's Manny! Hey, hey. It's Manny! Whoo! You stink!

Manny

Okay, Fuzzball. Let's see what you got.

Peaches

You asked for it.

Peaches

Yes! She dominates! Again.

Manny

Oh, please. I went easy on you. It's called good parenting.

Peaches

Yeah, right. Face it. I rule the ice now.

Manny

Oh, you talk a big game, hotshot. All right, how about best of three?

Julian

Whoo-hoo! Yes! Touchdown! Wait, no, that's not right. Not touchdown. What is it? Uh, hole-in-one! Whoo!

Peaches

Julian!

Julian

Sorry.

Peaches

Honey, I scored! Did you see me?

Julian

Yeah! And you were amazing.

Peaches

Careful!

Julian

Oh, the ice is really icy. It's like super-sized, extra value icy. But I'm getting better, right?

Manny

Okay, we'll play... later.

Ellie

So, she whupped your butt again, huh?

Granny

And with a butt that size, that's a whole lot of whuppin'.

Manny

Nobody was whupped. There was no whupping. It's just a loving father sharing some strategy with his only daughter.

Granny

Didn't know sucking was a strategy.

Crash

Okay, it's our turn.

Eddie

Let's show them how it's done!

Crash

You're going down, eh?

Julian

Ta-ta-da-da! For you, my mom-in-law-to-be. Buttercups! Nature's sunshine.

Manny

Isn't sunshine nature's sunshine?

Ellie

Aw! Thank you, Julian. It's been so long since anyone's given me flowers. But you're marrying our daughter. You don't have to keep bringing us presents.

Julian

But it makes me happy. And for you, my guru, my rock, my main mammoth! To you, I give the greatest gift of all.

Manny

Wait. What are you doing?

Julian

Come on, Bro-Dad. Bring it in.

Julian

Oh! I can feel your heart beating.

Manny

Okay. That's enough of that.

Ellie

You better get used to it. They'll be living right next door.

Peaches

Come on, Julian. Wanna go?

Ellie

Actually, weren't you gonna help me with the thing?

Peaches

Oh! Right. The thing. Gotta do the thing.

Manny

I can do the thing.

No!

Peaches

It's a girl thing.

Ellie

Hey! Why don't you go do a guy thing? You know, you don't spend nearly enough time with your friends.

Manny

I don't?

Ellie

I'll see you later. () On this special day.

Manny

Uh... Okay.

Julian

Have you told them about our decision yet?

Peaches

No. I'm waiting for the right time.

Manny

Come on, Romeo. Walk with me. I'm gonna watch some butterflies come out of their cocoons.

Julian

Whoa! Really?

Manny

No.

Peaches

Goodbye, sweetie.

Ellie

Aw! I remember when Manny and I used to be like that.

Granny

Not me! Love them and leave them, and take half of everything. That's my motto.

Sid

All I wanted is true love. Is that too much to ask? [crying]

Diego

Why is it so quiet?

Sid

Because the world is mourning my loss. [screams]

Manny

Ellie? Peaches? Where is everyone?

Surprise!

Ta-da!

Ellie

Happy Anniversary, honey!

Manny

Anniversary? [realized] Oh, no. That's the thing.

Julian

Okay! Now it's your turn, Bro-Dad!

Peaches

Yeah!

Crash

We wanna see what you got, Ellie.

Eddie

Manny.

Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny.

Manny

Hey, hey. Right. Uh... So, how about another hand for Ellie?

Yeah. Oh.

He forgot!

I feel so bad for Ellie.

Manny

Ellie, I... Uh...

Ohh. Ahh.

He didn't forget. That's how big Manny's love is for her!

Nice save with the light show. Wait, you didn't do this? Then who did?

Ellie

Oh, Manny. I was so afraid you'd forgotten. But you lit up the sky for me? How'd you do it?

Manny

Uh, well... A magician never reveals his secrets.

Ellie

Oh... Thank you.

Diego

I keep picturing our own kid in there. He'd be the best one.

Shira

I think you meant "she."

Diego

He.

Shira

Either way, we've been over this, Diego. Kids are afraid of us.

Diego

Yeah, but why?

Are they gonna eat us?

Hi, kids!

Shira

I even smiled this time.

Peaches

Wow, Dad. Best present ever.

Julian

You, sir, are an education in marital excellence. I'm really gonna miss you guys when we leave.

Manny

Ow!

Peaches

Um, actually, I haven't told them yet.

Julian

Oh. Surprise!

Manny

You're leaving?

Ellie

I thought you guys were gonna live with us the first couple of years.

Peaches

I know. But Julian and I kind of want to roam for a while.

Manny

Roam?

Julian

Yeah! Travel, explore, just go wherever. No plan is the best plan. That's my philosophy. Hors d'oeuvres?

Manny

That's not a plan, or a philosophy or very safe.

Peaches

Dad, we're young. We can worry about being safe when we're old and boring. Like you and Mom.

Julian

I think we should just...

Manny

Excuse me! This is a family discussion.

Julian

But aren't I part of your family?

Manny

Not yet; you're not.

Sid

Uh...Does that look like a problem to you?

Diego

A ball of fire heading directly towards us? Why would that be a problem?

Manny

What if you fall in a ditch and get amnesia? What then, huh?

Diego

Manny, we have a problem.

Manny

Not now. I have a problem.

This one's a little bigger.

Manny

I don't think so.

Diego

Manny!

Manny

What?

Ellie

Manny?

Manny

Uh, okay. Party's over, everybody. Have a good night. And leave right now!

Ellie

What are you talking about? The party just got started.

Manny

Yeah. [yawns] Just getting kind of sleepy. Everyone should go. And duck. Possibly cover!

Ellie

Hey, what's gotten into you?

Look! There's more coming!

Meteor shower!

Eddie

Meteor?

Crash

Shower?

Manny's love is killing us!

Ellie

I suppose this is all part of your magic show for me?

Manny

Abracadabra?

Peaches

Can you guys deal with this later?

Diego

Come on. We need to take cover.

Crash

Whoo-hoo! I'm on fire!

Eddie

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Me too! We're smoking hot, baby!

Crash

Incoming!

Manny

Those are ours! Are you okay? How many tusks do you see?

Crash

Tree.

Manny

Three?

Crash

No! Tree!

Manny

Everybody, jump!

Granny

Whee!

Manny

The cave! Get inside! Move! Move! It's okay, sweetheart. Daddy's...

Sid

Hey, it sounds like it's slowing down. Yup, it's definitely over. [chuckling nervously] [A meteor crashes in front of him, which obscures smoke on the screen. The smoke clears. Ellie turns Sid around, revealing him to be half burnt] Except for that one.

Manny

We might wanna think about moving underground for a while.

Manny

Uh...Hello?

Buck

Oh! Hello, mammals.

Eddie

Hi, Buck!

Buck

Hi.

Crash

Bye, Buck!

Buck

Um, a little help.

Buck

Right on the spleen! Utterly useless, but totally hurts.

Diego

Hey, Buck. Welcome back, buddy.

Shira

Wait. This half-a-snack is the dinosaur whisperer?

Buck

And expert salsa dancer. [scats] Whoo! I have one eye but all my original teeth. Would you like to count them? [shows his teeth] Ah...

Shira

No, thank you.

Buck

And this must be Nectarine.

Peaches

Um... Peaches.

Buck

Semantics, my dear. I am deeply honored.

Julian

Sweet eye patch. Very gangsta.

Buck

Thank you. [to Peaches] I like this kid.

Manny

Buck. What are you doing here?

Buck

Well, I... [stops to stare at Stump for a moment then zips close to it] What? I'm trying! But how do you tell someone they're doomed? [to the mammals] He's stumped.

Manny

We're not doomed, Buck. It was just a meteor shower, and the show's over.

Buck

Oh, quite the contrary, old chap. It's just beginning. You see, I found a prophecy.

Manny

Do you mind?

Crash

Boy, he really sucks the fun out of everything. Doesn't he?

Eddie

Fun sucker!

Buck

I read this tablet front to back. And the story it tells is very disturbing. Every hundred million years or so, the world gets a cosmic cleansing. Before the dinosaurs, there were these horseshoe crab-looking thingies. Ugh! Yuck. Then, at the bottom of this mountain range, an asteroid hit. Boom! Bye-bye. Next, dinosaurs, mountain range, asteroid. Boom! Bye-bye. And coming up next, mammals. Mountain range, asteroid, boom! Bye-bye.

Eddie

Stupid mammals.

Crash

That's us.

Buck

Yep, and there she is. The mother of all asteroids screaming towards us. Even going underground won't save us this time.

Diego

Hey, that wasn't there before. And look what it's doing to the sky.

Buck

No worries. Because I've got a plan.

Manny

Really? To stop an asteroid?

Buck

Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the Earth in the same spot. And it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.

Granny

That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.

Manny

Let me get this straight. Instead of running away from a deadly asteroid, you want us to run directly towards it?

Buck

I know it sounds suboptimal, but the good news is it'll kill us no matter where we went. Well, that's reassuring.

Manny

Okay, but even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?

Buck

Ah, my cynical friend. The dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate, and we can change ours, too. Who's with me?

Manny

So, what do you think?

Ellie

Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.

Buck

No! Don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! [in normal voice] Sorry. I just love playing devil's advocate. And looking fabulous!

Diego

Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?

Shira

But what if he can't this time?

Peaches

I don't know what to believe. But I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.

Manny

Okay. I guess we're in.

Crash and Eddie reporting for duty.

Eddie

Doody. [he and Crash laugh]

Buck

Excellent! And dirty word processed. Now, we better get on the road because time till impact is roughly...2 days, 4 hours, 1 minute and 16 seconds. 15 seconds, 14 seconds...

Diego

I think we get it.

Manny

I think we're all gonna get it.

Julian

Whoo! We look so cool. Whoa!

Granny

Ugh. What is this stuff?

Gertie

Where is he? When I am through with that one-eyed weasel...he's going to need two eye patches.

Gavin

I admire your bloodthirstitude, Gertie. But you heard them. An asteroid is coming. This changes things.

Roger

Holy freezballs! It's freezing up here. Parts are retracting into other parts.

Gertie

Would you please stop acting like a parakeet?

Gavin

It's a good thing you got your mother's eyes... or you'd be totally useless.

Roger

Well, that's just hurtful. '[screams]

Gavin

What do you see?

Roger

Nothing. Nothing. Deadly asteroid screaming towards Earth. Wait! There he is. That's too bad. He is really far away. Probably too far to reach by flight. [snaps his fingers] Oh, well. Let's just go home.

Gavin

We are not retreating! Until that weasel came along, our family made an honest living stealing dino eggs.

Roger

An honest living. Stealing. Kind of ironic, don't you think? Besides, why take out the weasel if the asteroid is just gonna take us out?

Gavin

So much sight. So little vision. If we stop the weasel and his friends from diverting the asteroid... Kablooie! It kills the weasel and everyone else... while we glide safely above it all. It'll be our paradise.

Roger

That's seems highly implausible. Just from a scientific standpoint. [Gavin and Gertie growl and glare at him.] Fine. It's a great plan. Dynamite! One of the top three or four species annihilation plans I've ever heard.

Gavin

That's better. Now let's make sure that asteroid hits.

Roger

Why can't we just fear the apocalypse like a normal family?

Crash

What are you doing, Buck?

Buck

All rocks tell a tale. [licks a rock] Where we've been and where we're heading.

Eddie

Ah!

Buck

That, however, is a turd.

Peaches

Julian... I want you to know that if we don't make it...if we never get married...you were the only one for me.

Julian

Hey, come on! Of course we'll make it, and we will get married.

Peaches

But maybe it's the universe telling us we won't.

Sid

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You're going to let one tiny little 300-mile-wide asteroid ruin your plans?

Peaches

How can we think about our future when we may not have one?

Sid

Hey, we're going to stop this thing, and you'll get married. Bada-bing, bada-boom! Well, not boom. Forget I said boom. [gasps] I know! I'll be your wedding planner! It'll take your mind off all this end-of-the-world stuff.

Peaches

Actually, we were just gonna wing it! Keep it low-key.

Sid

What? [on Julian's tusks] Peaches, Peaches. Sweetheart, you don't just wing the happiest day of your life! No, you seize it, and you cherish it. You strangle it with good intentions. [hops back down to the ground] Ooh. Let's start with your hair. Undo with a top bun? Traditional. Or updo with a fishtail braid. Flirtatious. [Crash giggles] But maybe a little trashy.

Peaches

Ugh.

Sid

And garter belts! Today, Ed is modeling laced daisies. While Crash is rocking a more elegant ivy... that's all about the calves. Ooh. We need a seating chart! The singles table, the kids table, the weird relatives table...the smelly table, two more smelly tables.

Manny

Look at him.

Julian

Oh, you're gonna love it.

Manny

Who walks like that? "Oh! Look at me. I'm Julian. Forget the asteroid. Gimme a hug, Bro-Dad!" [clears throat] Look at that pretty bird there.

Julian

Yeah! That is a pretty bird. Good eye, Manny.

Manny

Yeah. The sky is literally falling, and she thinks we're just gonna let her stroll into the wilderness with Mr. No Plans Bouncy Walk.

Ellie

Stop picking on him.

Manny

Come on, El, you're not still mad at me, are you?

Ellie

No. I'm not still mad. Because that's not how I want to spend what could be our final days together. But if we somehow survive that planet-killing hunk of space rock, you're in for it.

Manny

If we survive, we lose our daughter.

Ellie

Well, I've been thinking about that, too. What if...

Manny

Ooh. I know! We destroy the relationship, right? That way we never have to let her go... and she'll just stay our little girl forever! [Laughs crazily]

Ellie

No, you psychopath! What if we convince them to stay near us?

Manny

Oh! That's better. I like it. But how?

Ellie

The way we always get her to do what we want. We make her think it's her idea.

Manny

You sneaky, sneaky minx! [giggles]

Ellie

Let's just hope we haven't lost our touch.

Buck

Found it! Behold, mammals! A sneak preview of the asteroid to come. A space rock. Fresh from the cosmos. [licks it] Mmm, mmm, mmm. I taste iron, carbon. [gargles] Oh! And a hint of nickel. [sighs] Space tastes lonely.

Crash

Hey, look! I found another one.

Eddie

Me, too!

Crash

Hey! Yours is attracted to me.

Eddie

No. Yours is attracted to me. We're just too attractive!

Diego

Stupendous! Now we have something to play with during our final hours.

Buck

You're missing the point, Tiger. They're magnets. And if these space rocks are magnetic, so is that! This can only mean one thing.

Crash

And that would be...?

Buck

Allow me.

Eddie

Whoa! Where are we?

Buck

You are in my brain.

Crash

Hmm. Kind of chilly.

Neil deBuck Weasel

Gentlemen, here's what we know. Space rocks? Magnetic. Asteroid? Also, magnetic.

Buck

Famed astrophysicist Neil deBuck Weasel! He knows the cosmos.

Pythagoras Buck

Ipso facto, thusly and ergo the crash site must have a heap of these things attracting the asteroid.

Buck

Ooh. Pythagoras Buck. He's got the right angle.

Pythagoras Buck

What if we use the magnets to attract the asteroids somewhere else? As in, not towards Earth.

Robo Buck

Theoretically speaking, if we can launch enough of these into space, they will pull the asteroid off course.

Neil deBuck Weasel

Thus, saving the world.

Eddie

So, we just need to go to the crash site and launch a bunch of rocks into space. That's easy, right?

Manny

Oh, yeah. Sounds like a real piece of cake.

Buck

This is progress! Now we know exactly what we don't know how to do. Vamanos, mammals! This trail will take us directly to the crash site.

Diego

Hey, Buck. You have a suggestion for getting around the river?

Buck

Let's see if the tablet's ancient wisdom will guide us. Let my mammals pass!

Diego

That's never gonna work.

Buck

The ancients grant us safe passage.

Julian

Sweet!

Diego

Wow, the air feels strange.

Shira

Uh...Diego?

Diego

Hmm...

Manny

What?

Eddie

Finally! We have superpowers!

Buck

Ladies and gentlemen, we have wandered into an electrical storm. [Thunder rumble] I suggest we all stay away from the trees.
Diego: Sure, no problem. It's not like we're in a forest.

Manny

Boy, Mother Nature sure is in a bad mood lately.

Ellie

Good thing we're all here to help each other.

Manny

Oh, like I always say, stay close, stay alive.

Gertie

There they are! Right out in the open. [laughs] How stupid can you be?

Gavin

Come on, kids. Dive!

Buck

Everyone, try not to create any sort of friction.

Crash

No friction. Got it.

Eddie

Yup. Cool beans. Friction is what now? [Crash and Eddie then reaches to touch each other's fingertips akin to "The Creation of Adam'.]

Diego

Oh, no.

Buck

Come on! Let's get out of here.

Sid

Hurry, Granny.

Granny

Don't you hurry me. I've been struck by lightning more times- [gets struck by lightning and dies]

Sid

Ahh! Granny!

-than you've had hot breakfasts.

Julian

Peaches!

Peaches

Julian, don't move! [panting] I have an idea.

Manny

I'm coming, sweetheart! Julian, why aren't you helping her?

Julian

Wait! No, Manny, she... [screams]

Peaches

Uh, what are you guys doing?

Manny

Helping?

Diego

What would "not helping" look like? Hey, zapheads!

Whoo!

Diego

Manny, get ready to run.

Manny

Come on, let's go!

Diego

Everybody make it?

Sid

Shira, Manny, Crash, Eddie, Ellie, Granny. Aw, shoot! I'm out of fingers.

Diego

Buck. Where's Buck?

Buck

Do you hear that? A baby! There's a baby in there!

Crash

Buck, wait! It's too dangerous.

Ellie

He's gone.

Sid

I can't believe it.

Granny

Don't know how we'll go on without you, Buck. All right, let's go.

Ellie

It's Buck!

Diego

Huh?

Buck

I got you. Don't worry, I got you. There you are. There. Say "hi," everyone.

Huh?

Buck

Isn't she gorgeous?

Sid

How can he tell it's a she?

Buck

Such a good little poochie-woochie.

Shira

Just to be clear, that's a pumpkin, right?

Buck

She has a little jaundice, but I think she'll be okay. Yes, you will. I think I'll call you... Bronwyn.

Manny

Um, little buddy? We need you back on planet Earth. While it's still here. Okay?

Buck

Right you are, mammal. Who wants to save the world from the fiery asteroid? You do!

Buck

Mmm... Okay, mammals. Let's stop here for the night.

Manny

Stop? What about the whole end-of-the-world collision thing?

Buck

Oh, asteroid's still a day off. And like my grandfather used to say... [mimics his 'grandfather'] "Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Purple sky at night, who moved my foot cream? I need my foot cream." [normal] Grampy was a confused and angry weasel.

You are so funny, J.

Julian

Stop! You're funny. Take it easy, my brother from a tiger mother.

Diego

Hasta manana, J-man.

Manny

What was that?

Diego

What was what? Oh, that! It's a cool way to peace out. Julian taught it to me.

Manny

Well, I'm glad the apocalypse is bringing you together.

Diego

He's a good kid, Manny. I like his philosophy. Give him a chance. Bond with him.

Julian

♪So light 'em up, up, up♪ ♪Light 'em up, up, up♪ ♪Light 'em up, up, up♪ ♪I'm on fire!♪

Ellie

Bonding! That's a good idea!

Manny

Oh, right. Got you.

Ellie

You take Julian. I got an idea for Peaches.

Manny

Hey, Bro-Kid.

Julian

Oh, hey, Bro-Dad. You here to rock out?

Manny

Okay. Instead of that... how about a game before bedtime?

Julian

No way! You want to play a game with me? Wow! What is honored times 1,000? No! Times one million? 'Cause whatever that equals is how honored I am.

Manny

So, is that a "yes"?

Julian

Yes, that's a "yes." It's the most "yes"! It's like "yes" with a bunch of s's... so it's like "yessssssssssssssssssss."

Manny

Great! [toss him his hockey stick] I'll see you on the ice! Happy?

Diego

Oh, boy.

Ellie

So, do you think you're ready to go out roaming on your own?

Peaches

I won't be alone. I'll have Julian.

Ellie

Sure. But with asteroids flying, no home to speak of and absolutely no support system, do you think you'll be ready for... this?

Eddie

I'm a wittle baby. [crying]

Ellie

Imagine. You're in the woods, looking for food and your baby gets sick. What do you do?

Peaches

Uh...

Ellie

No! Jiggling makes her feel worse!

Crash

♪La-la-la-la.♪ Ah! [crying]

Ellie

Oh, no! Now your older toddler has a skinned knee and a stuffy nose.

Crash

Mommy, hold me! [crying]

Ellie

Now your babies are crying. You have no food and then you come face to face with a rabid beast!

Sid

I am a rabid beast who gives rabies to babies. [roaring]

Ellie

And there's an arsonist on the loose.
Granny [laughing]

Ellie

How are you going to handle all this without our help?

Sid

Oh! Huh?

Peaches

Peaches, out!

Ellie

Well, that's just the easy stuff. There's a lot more we still need to cover.

Crash

Uh... Baby made a poopie.

Eddie

I'm a method actor, so I will need to be changed.

Buck

Crikey! [gasps] Good gravy, Buck. What have you done? All right, mammals. Time to get moving. Now let's not linger on this, but yes... I read the tablet wrong. The asteroid is a lot closer. Uh-oh.

Sid

Wait a second. Where's Granny? Granny? Oh, Granny?

Manny

Maybe she wandered off?

Peaches

Maybe she got hit in the head with a puck?

Buck

Yes! And maybe she was abducted by homicidal 30-foot dino-birds seeking revenge on me. All good theories. I'm going to go with the puck.

Diego

I knew it! So this whole time we've been chased by giant dino-birds?

Buck

Oh, only three! I didn't want to damage morale.

Manny

Right. Because before this, we were on a carefree pleasure cruise.

Diego

Wait a second. [sniffs] I've got her scent. Come on!

Peaches

Whoa!

Buck

Mammals, we've made it! The crash site. This must be what's left of the previous asteroid.

Eddie

Uh, Buck?

Crash

Your space rocks!

Buck

We could definitely divert the asteroid with a magnet that size! I mean that thing is enormous. It's massive, it's...

Manny

Going to be impossible to get off the ground!

Buck

It's entirely possible. In a way that we don't know about yet.

Crash

But what about the dino-birds?

Sid

And what about Granny?

Diego

Nothing.

Manny

I'm sorry, Sid.

Sid

Oh, Granny. My sweet, malicious Granny. Why does it always have to be the old ones who go first? Why? I can still hear her sweet, shrill voice... shrieking from the afterlife.

Ellie

Granny's alive!

Diego

And she's in trouble!
[The animals rushes to search for Granny.]

Buck

Listen up, planetary defense team. Step one, build pressure inside the volcano by sealing the vents. No steam can escape. If there's a leak... the pressure is weak. Step two, get the biggest magnetic crystals into the volcano. They've got to be launched sky high to pull the asteroid off course.

Julian

Heave!

Ho!

Julian

Heave!

Ho!

Rah rah! Sis boom bah! Tell that asteroid "Uh-uh."

Eddie

Whoo! Asteroid!

Crash

Hash tag. What does hash tag mean?

Eddie

Hash tag. I don't know, but it sounds cool!

Crash

Hash tag. Totally!

Eddie

Hash tag. I'm starting to get sick of it!

Old Brooke

This is it, friends. Down the hatch. Every crystal counts.

Buck

Good news, everyone! We're six minutes ahead of schedule.

Buck

Somebody up there likes us.