Josh
Can I ask your opinion on something serious?
Megan
Is this about your rash?
Josh
No!
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7 scenes Josh
Megan
Josh
Josh
Where have you been?
Drake
I told you, I went to go get a corn dog.
Josh
It took you over an hour just to get one corn dog?!
Drake
I also had a drink.
Head of Security
[after airport security had detained Drake and Josh]
I hope you boys learned a very important lesson on how seriously we take airport security.
Drake
Oh, we learned... Especially during that strip search.
Josh
...Which was shockingly thorough.
Head of Security
We do our best. Have a nice day. [to Josh] And good luck with that rash.
Josh
[angrily]
Yeah, thanks.
Drake
Okay, let's go and get Megan!
Josh
Okay, but first...
Drake
What?
Josh
I gotta pee really bad.
Drake
Well, can't you hold it?
Josh
Yeah, I... [strained] No!
Josh
I can't believe that we're in Los Angeles driving a stolen car!
Drake
It's not stolen.
Josh
STOLEN!!!!
Drake
We borrowed it. Which is a perfectly reitable choice when you're trying to avoid being attacked by two maniacs.
Drake
[arrives with his and Josh's drink]
Here.
Josh
Hey.
Drake
Her plane take off yet?
Josh
Nah. I think it's about to.
Drake
Hey, what time does she land in Denver?
Women
Uh, you mean the plane that just boarded?
Drake
Yeah.
Josh
Uh-huh.
Women
That flight's going to Los Angeles.
Drake
No it's not.
Josh
It's going to Denver. [drinks his soda then throws it, surprised] PLEASE TELL ME THAT FLIGHT'S GOING TO DENVER!
Drake
[he and Josh walk up to the lady]
Um, excuse me.
Josh
Look!
Drake
That flight's that's about to leave. It's going to Denver right? Say right?
Gate Agent
No, this is 647 to Los Angeles. The Denver flight number is 746.
Drake
Oh, yeah.
Josh
[angrily]
Oh, YEAH? You put our 11 year old little tween sister on a plane to the wrong city!
Drake
Alright, alright this is no time to panic!
Josh
This is the perfect time to panic! YOU GOTTA STOP THAT PLANE!
Gate Agent
That's impossible.
Drake
W-W-W-Well, why JUST CALL THE PILOT MAN AND TELL HIM TO TURN THE PLANE OFF AND NOT TO FLY AWAY.
Gate Agent
I'm sorry but once the doors of the plane have been closed the flight can't be stopped from taking off.
Josh
[worried]
Okay.
Drake
We understand.
Josh
We'll respect your rules.
Drake
Let's go home Josh.
Josh
[worried]
' Certaily:
Gate Agent
Security! Security to gate 9A. [security run to pick up Drake and Josh] SECURITY!
Josh
[angrily while being dragged away by security]
OH THATS MY LEGS, DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT FOR THIS? DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT?
Head of Security
[after airport security had detained Drake and Josh]
Alright boys, I hope you learned a very important lesson on how seriously we take airport security.
Drake
Oh, we learned. Especially during the strip search.
Josh
Which was shockingly thorough.
Head of Security
We do our best. Alright, have a nice day. [to Josh] And good luck with that rash.
Josh
[angrily]
Yeah, thanks. Okay, what do we do? How do we find Megan?
Drake
Relax, I'll call her cellphone and tell her when she lands in LA just get on another flight back to San Diego. [he calls Megan]
Josh
[Megan's cellphone rings] [takes it out and reveals that he has Megan's cellphone as he answers it]
Hello?
Drake
[angrily]
YOU FORGOT TO GIVE HER CELLPHONE BACK!?!? MAN THAT'S JUST GREAT THAT'S AWESOME!
Josh
DO NOT GIVE ME YOUR TUDE, I DIDN'T FLY HER OFF TO THE WRONG CITY!
Drake
Oh don't you hang up on me!
Josh
Oh, just come on! Uh, excuse me ma'am.
Gate Agent
[pulls out mace]
Yes?
Josh
We need 2 tickets on the next flight to Los Angeles.
Drake
We're going to LA?
Josh
We're going to LA!
