Josh Peck movie quotes

View Quote Crash: [spotting Sid on the lava river] Look, He's right there!
Buck : Roger.
Eddie: No, Sid!
Buck : I know, Roger.
Crash: Why don't we get Sid first, and then we go back for Roger?
Buck : Uh... Never mind.

View Quote Crash: Dude, you're awesome! You're like the brother I never had!
Eddie: Me, too!

View Quote Eddie: So, how did they come up with Chasm of Death?
Buck: We tried "Big Smelly Crack". But, uh, that just made everybody giggle.

View Quote Buck: No worries, because I've got a plan.
Manny: Really, to stop an asteroid?
Buck: [shows the tablets on the prophecy] Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the earth in the same spot, and it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.
Granny: That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.
Manny: Let me get this straight: instead of running away from a deadly asteroid, you want us to run directly towards it.
Buck: I know it sounds suboptimal. But the good news is, it'll kill us no matter where we went!
Diego: Well, that's reassuring.
Manny: Okay. Even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?
Buck: Ah, my cynical friend, the dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate and we can change ours, too! Who's with me?! [the Herd all look at each other, then quickly huddle in]
Manny: So what do you think?
Ellie: Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.
Buck: [dressed up with a leaf hat, nicking a lady's voice] No, don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! [everyone just stares at Buck severely, and he laughs] Sorry, I just love playing devil's advocate. [singsong] And looking fabulous!!
Diego: Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?
Shira: But what if he can't this time?
Peaches: I don't know what to believe, but I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.
[They break up]
Manny: Okay...I guess we're in.
Crash and Eddie: [salute] Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!
Eddie: Haha! "Dooty". [he and Crash laugh]
Buck: Excellent!

View Quote Crash: It's a beautiful day out here on the ice as father meets daughter in a quest for hockey supremacy.
Eddie: It's Peaches meets Manny.
Crash: Mammoth meets mammoth.
Eddie: Mano a mano.
Crash: Meema me moo-ma.
Eddie: Mama may mee-mee.
Manny: Will you two quit it?
Crash: M-okay.
Eddie: Meanie.
Manny: The blazing mammoth takes it on the breakaway. There's never been a player so tough, so graceful.
Peaches: So desperate to score.
Manny: He fakes right. He fakes left.
Peaches: He fakes knowing how to play. What's wrong? Lose something?
Crash and Eddie: Hey, what's that stink I smell out there? It's Manny! Hey, hey. It's Manny! Whoo! You stink!
Manny: Okay, Fuzzball. Let's see what you got.
Peaches: You asked for it.
Peaches: Yes! She dominates! Again.
Manny: Oh, please. I went easy on you. It's called good parenting.
Peaches: Yeah, right. Face it. I rule the ice now.
Manny: Oh, you talk a big game, hotshot. All right, how about best of three?
Julian: Whoo-hoo! Yes! Touchdown! Wait, no, that's not right. Not touchdown. What is it? Uh, hole-in-one! Whoo!
Peaches: Julian!
Julian: Sorry.
Peaches: Honey, I scored! Did you see me?
Julian: Yeah! And you were amazing.
Peaches: Careful!
Julian: Oh, the ice is really icy. It's like super-sized, extra value icy. But I'm getting better, right?
Manny: Okay, we'll play... later.
Ellie: So, she whupped your butt again, huh?
Granny: And with a butt that size, that's a whole lot of whuppin'.
Manny: Nobody was whupped. There was no whupping. It's just a loving father sharing some strategy with his only daughter.
Granny: Didn't know sucking was a strategy.
Crash: Okay, it's our turn.
Eddie: Let's show them how it's done!
Crash: You're going down, eh?
Julian: Ta-ta-da-da! For you, my mom-in-law-to-be. Buttercups! Nature's sunshine.
Manny: Isn't sunshine nature's sunshine?
Ellie: Aw! Thank you, Julian. It's been so long since anyone's given me flowers. But you're marrying our daughter. You don't have to keep bringing us presents.
Julian: But it makes me happy. And for you, my guru, my rock, my main mammoth! To you, I give the greatest gift of all.
Manny: Wait. What are you doing?
Julian: Come on, Bro-Dad. Bring it in.
Julian: Oh! I can feel your heart beating.
Manny: Okay. That's enough of that.
Ellie: You better get used to it. They'll be living right next door.
Peaches: Come on, Julian. Wanna go?
Ellie: Actually, weren't you gonna help me with the thing?
Peaches: Oh! Right. The thing. Gotta do the thing.
Manny: I can do the thing.
Both: No!
Peaches: It's a girl thing.
Ellie: Hey! Why don't you go do a guy thing? You know, you don't spend nearly enough time with your friends.
Manny: I don't?
Ellie: I'll see you later. () On this special day.
Manny: Uh... Okay.
Julian: Have you told them about our decision yet?
Peaches: No. I'm waiting for the right time.
Manny: Come on, Romeo. Walk with me. I'm gonna watch some butterflies come out of their cocoons.
Julian: Whoa! Really?
Manny: No.
Peaches: Goodbye, sweetie.
Ellie: Aw! I remember when Manny and I used to be like that.
Granny: Not me! Love them and leave them, and take half of everything. That's my motto.

View Quote Sid: [crying] All I wanted is true love. Is that too much to ask? [crying]
Diego: Why is it so quiet?
Sid: Because the world is mourning my loss. [screams]
Manny: Ellie? Peaches? Where is everyone?
All: Surprise!
Crash and Eddie: Ta-da!
Ellie: Happy Anniversary, honey!
Manny: Anniversary? [realized] Oh, no. That's the thing.
Julian: Okay! Now it's your turn, Bro-Dad!
Peaches: Yeah!
Crash: We wanna see what you got, Ellie.
Eddie: Manny.
All: Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny.
Manny: Hey, hey. Right. Uh... So, how about another hand for Ellie?
Male Molehog: Yeah. Oh.
Female Diatryma: He forgot!
Female Guest: I feel so bad for Ellie.
Manny: Ellie, I... Uh...
All: Ohh. Ahh.
Male Molehog: He didn't forget. That's how big Manny's love is for her!
Manny and Sid: Nice save with the light show. Wait, you didn't do this? Then who did?
Ellie: Oh, Manny. I was so afraid you'd forgotten. But you lit up the sky for me? How'd you do it?
Manny: Uh, well... A magician never reveals his secrets.
Ellie: Oh... Thank you.
Diego: I keep picturing our own kid in there. He'd be the best one.
Shira: I think you meant "she."
Diego: He.
Shira: Either way, we've been over this, Diego. Kids are afraid of us.
Diego: Yeah, but why?
Lily: Are they gonna eat us?
Diego and Shira: Hi, kids!
Shira: I even smiled this time.
Peaches: Wow, Dad. Best present ever.
Julian: You, sir, are an education in marital excellence. I'm really gonna miss you guys when we leave.
Manny: Ow!
Peaches: Um, actually, I haven't told them yet.
Julian: Oh. Surprise!
Manny: You're leaving?
Ellie: I thought you guys were gonna live with us the first couple of years.
Peaches: I know. But Julian and I kind of want to roam for a while.
Manny: Roam?
Julian: Yeah! Travel, explore, just go wherever. No plan is the best plan. That's my philosophy. Hors d'oeuvres?
Manny: That's not a plan, or a philosophy or very safe.
Peaches: Dad, we're young. We can worry about being safe when we're old and boring. Like you and Mom.
Julian: I think we should just...
Manny: Excuse me! This is a family discussion.
Julian: But aren't I part of your family?
Manny: Not yet; you're not.

View Quote [Looks at his fingers] I can't feel my fingers.

View Quote [To Megan in class] McGinty says he's gonna pound me every day for the rest of my life.

View Quote [To Max] Plausable Deniability...yeah, did you just make that up?

View Quote [seeing Drake as a mall Santa making out with someone] That's not what Santa does.

View Quote [calling the cops over vandals at a Christmas party] Hello? Cops?!

View Quote [getting arrested] Oh, no. Oh no, you don't understand, I didn't... I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything! There's been a terrible mistake! I'm not saying it's your fault! I'm not saying it's your fault! I'm just saying there's been a mix-up! There's been a mix-up!

View Quote Josh: I can't believe that we're in Los Angeles driving a stolen car!
Drake: It's not stolen.
Josh: STOLEN!!!!
Drake: We borrowed it. Which is a perfectly reitable choice when you're trying to avoid being attacked by two maniacs.

View Quote Drake: Okay, let's go and get Megan!
Josh: Okay, but first...
Drake: What?
Josh: I gotta pee really bad.
Drake: Well, can't you hold it?
Josh: Yeah, I... [strained] No!

View Quote Josh: Where have you been?
Drake: I told you, I went to go get a corn dog.
Josh: It took you over an hour just to get one corn dog?!
Drake: I also had a drink.

View Quote Peaches: Santa has a naughty list?
Manny: Yeah. And if you're not good, then he puts your name on it.
Crash: We're never good!
Eddie: Then why start now?
[Eddie hits Crash's crotch]
Manny: And if your name's on the naughty list, you don't get Christmas!
[Sid, Crash and Eddie gasp]
Sid: But, NO! Why me? Except the fact that it's my fault.

View Quote Peaches: [to Manny; angrily] If anyone deserves to be on the naughty list, Dad, it's you! [walks off in a huff]
Ellie: She sure told you, didn't she?
Manny: Well, too bad. I'm a grown-up. Grown-ups don't believe in the naughty list.
[Cuts to Sid]
Sid: [mumbles instinctively and starts crying] I'm not getting Christmas!
Eddie: Don't cry, Sid.
Sid: Why not?
Crash: Your tears are freezing solid.

View Quote [Sid has accidentally broken the Christmas rock, and Manny snarls angrily at him]
Sid: [backing away] Okay, okay, let's just keep it together. It really is about the spirit of Christmas, isn't it?
Manny: You're about to be a spirit of Christmas Sid.
Sid: [hugging his trunk] Manny, please, I'm so sorry!
Manny: You know what, Sid? I'm the least of your worries. You gotta answer that to Santa.
Sid: Santa? Santa Claus?
Manny: He's never gonna forgive this. You just got yourself on...Uh, uh. Santa's naughty list. [Sid gasps]
Peaches: Santa has a naughty list?
Manny: Yeah. Yeah, and if you're not good, then he puts your name on it.
Crash: We're never good!
Eddie: Then why start now? [kicks Crash's crotch]
Manny: Well, if your name's on the naughty list, you don't get Christmas!
[Sid, Crash, Eddie, & Peaches Gasps in shock]
Sid: But, no! Why me? Besides the fact that it's my fault. Heh.