Granny quotes from Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)

Buck

No worries, because I've got a plan.

Manny

Really, to stop an asteroid?

Buck

Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the earth in the same spot, and it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.

Granny

That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.

Manny

Let me get this straight: instead of running away from a deadly asteroid, you want us to run directly towards it.

Buck

I know it sounds suboptimal. But the good news is, it'll kill us no matter where we went!

Diego

Well, that's reassuring.

Manny

Okay. Even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?

Buck

Ah, my cynical friend, the dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate and we can change ours, too! Who's with me?! [the Herd all look at each other, then quickly huddle in]

Manny

So what do you think?

Ellie

Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.

Buck

No, don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! [everyone just stares at Buck severely, and he laughs] Sorry, I just love playing devil's advocate. [singsong] And looking fabulous!!

Diego

Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?

Shira

But what if he can't this time?

Peaches

I don't know what to believe, but I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.

Manny

Okay...I guess we're in.

Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!

Eddie

Haha! "Dooty". [he and Crash laugh]

Buck

Excellent!

Sid

You sure you can't come with us?

Brooke

Oh, Sidney, I wish I could, but we both know this is for the best. You've got your whole life in front of you. Besides… I'll have Granny to keep me company.

Sid

You're staying to?!

Granny

Are you kiddin'? This place is great! Tonight's the big talent show, and tomorrow, "Naked Bingo"!

Teddy

You comin', Gladys!?! I ain't getting any younger. Whoo!

What? I can't hear you!

Teddy

What?! I can't hear you.

What?! I can't hear you!

Brooke

You'll always be my one true love. Here.

Sid

Woah. Hold on! [takes a different slab and draws himself to show Brooke it]

Brooke

It looks just like you.

Sid

Now we'll be with each other forever!

Teddy

What you need is more fiber.

He's right. [a small crystal from the asteroid drops into the tub; it sinks onto the cracked spot, making bubbles fill up and to make all of them young again]

Shangri Llama

Oh. (What the…?) Ha! Ha, ha, ha! Shanghai Llama's back on top baby! [touches his beard while the Geotopia beaver returns to normal] Ooh, ahh, mmm.

Teddy

Gladys?
'Granny: [now becomes young, beautiful and fancy] Well, hello, Teddy Bear!

Teddy

Mmm-hmm.

Granny

Hot tubbin' just got a whole lot hotter. [Teddy looks at Granny, while the Shangri Llama comes out of the water]

Shangri Llama

Amazing! It's like some kind of "Fountain of Never Getting Old"! [plants and bushes turn young again] Well, we can workshop the name later. [flowers bloom and turn young again, Brooke also turns young again too, she sighs]

Crash

It's a beautiful day out here on the ice as father meets daughter in a quest for hockey supremacy.

Eddie

It's Peaches meets Manny.

Crash

Mammoth meets mammoth.

Eddie

Mano a mano.

Crash

Meema me moo-ma.

Eddie

Mama may mee-mee.

Manny

Will you two quit it?

Crash

M-okay.

Eddie

Meanie.

Manny

The blazing mammoth takes it on the breakaway. There's never been a player so tough, so graceful.

Peaches

So desperate to score.

Manny

He fakes right. He fakes left.

Peaches

He fakes knowing how to play. What's wrong? Lose something?

Hey, what's that stink I smell out there? It's Manny! Hey, hey. It's Manny! Whoo! You stink!

Manny

Okay, Fuzzball. Let's see what you got.

Peaches

You asked for it.

Peaches

Yes! She dominates! Again.

Manny

Oh, please. I went easy on you. It's called good parenting.

Peaches

Yeah, right. Face it. I rule the ice now.

Manny

Oh, you talk a big game, hotshot. All right, how about best of three?

Julian

Whoo-hoo! Yes! Touchdown! Wait, no, that's not right. Not touchdown. What is it? Uh, hole-in-one! Whoo!

Peaches

Julian!

Julian

Sorry.

Peaches

Honey, I scored! Did you see me?

Julian

Yeah! And you were amazing.

Peaches

Careful!

Julian

Oh, the ice is really icy. It's like super-sized, extra value icy. But I'm getting better, right?

Manny

Okay, we'll play... later.

Ellie

So, she whupped your butt again, huh?

Granny

And with a butt that size, that's a whole lot of whuppin'.

Manny

Nobody was whupped. There was no whupping. It's just a loving father sharing some strategy with his only daughter.

Granny

Didn't know sucking was a strategy.

Crash

Okay, it's our turn.

Eddie

Let's show them how it's done!

Crash

You're going down, eh?

Julian

Ta-ta-da-da! For you, my mom-in-law-to-be. Buttercups! Nature's sunshine.

Manny

Isn't sunshine nature's sunshine?

Ellie

Aw! Thank you, Julian. It's been so long since anyone's given me flowers. But you're marrying our daughter. You don't have to keep bringing us presents.

Julian

But it makes me happy. And for you, my guru, my rock, my main mammoth! To you, I give the greatest gift of all.

Manny

Wait. What are you doing?

Julian

Come on, Bro-Dad. Bring it in.

Julian

Oh! I can feel your heart beating.

Manny

Okay. That's enough of that.

Ellie

You better get used to it. They'll be living right next door.

Peaches

Come on, Julian. Wanna go?

Ellie

Actually, weren't you gonna help me with the thing?

Peaches

Oh! Right. The thing. Gotta do the thing.

Manny

I can do the thing.

No!

Peaches

It's a girl thing.

Ellie

Hey! Why don't you go do a guy thing? You know, you don't spend nearly enough time with your friends.

Manny

I don't?

Ellie

I'll see you later. () On this special day.

Manny

Uh... Okay.

Julian

Have you told them about our decision yet?

Peaches

No. I'm waiting for the right time.

Manny

Come on, Romeo. Walk with me. I'm gonna watch some butterflies come out of their cocoons.

Julian

Whoa! Really?

Manny

No.

Peaches

Goodbye, sweetie.

Ellie

Aw! I remember when Manny and I used to be like that.

Granny

Not me! Love them and leave them, and take half of everything. That's my motto.

Sid

Uh...Does that look like a problem to you?

Diego

A ball of fire heading directly towards us? Why would that be a problem?

Manny

What if you fall in a ditch and get amnesia? What then, huh?

Diego

Manny, we have a problem.

Manny

Not now. I have a problem.

This one's a little bigger.

Manny

I don't think so.

Diego

Manny!

Manny

What?

Ellie

Manny?

Manny

Uh, okay. Party's over, everybody. Have a good night. And leave right now!

Ellie

What are you talking about? The party just got started.

Manny

Yeah. [yawns] Just getting kind of sleepy. Everyone should go. And duck. Possibly cover!

Ellie

Hey, what's gotten into you?

Look! There's more coming!

Meteor shower!

Eddie

Meteor?

Crash

Shower?

Manny's love is killing us!

Ellie

I suppose this is all part of your magic show for me?

Manny

Abracadabra?

Peaches

Can you guys deal with this later?

Diego

Come on. We need to take cover.

Crash

Whoo-hoo! I'm on fire!

Eddie

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Me too! We're smoking hot, baby!

Crash

Incoming!

Manny

Those are ours! Are you okay? How many tusks do you see?

Crash

Tree.

Manny

Three?

Crash

No! Tree!

Manny

Everybody, jump!

Granny

Whee!

Manny

The cave! Get inside! Move! Move! It's okay, sweetheart. Daddy's...

Sid

Hey, it sounds like it's slowing down. Yup, it's definitely over. [chuckling nervously] [A meteor crashes in front of him, which obscures smoke on the screen. The smoke clears. Ellie turns Sid around, revealing him to be half burnt] Except for that one.

Manny

We might wanna think about moving underground for a while.

Manny

Uh...Hello?

Buck

Oh! Hello, mammals.

Eddie

Hi, Buck!

Buck

Hi.

Crash

Bye, Buck!

Buck

Um, a little help.

Buck

Right on the spleen! Utterly useless, but totally hurts.

Diego

Hey, Buck. Welcome back, buddy.

Shira

Wait. This half-a-snack is the dinosaur whisperer?

Buck

And expert salsa dancer. [scats] Whoo! I have one eye but all my original teeth. Would you like to count them? [shows his teeth] Ah...

Shira

No, thank you.

Buck

And this must be Nectarine.

Peaches

Um... Peaches.

Buck

Semantics, my dear. I am deeply honored.

Julian

Sweet eye patch. Very gangsta.

Buck

Thank you. [to Peaches] I like this kid.

Manny

Buck. What are you doing here?

Buck

Well, I... [stops to stare at Stump for a moment then zips close to it] What? I'm trying! But how do you tell someone they're doomed? [to the mammals] He's stumped.

Manny

We're not doomed, Buck. It was just a meteor shower, and the show's over.

Buck

Oh, quite the contrary, old chap. It's just beginning. You see, I found a prophecy.

Manny

Do you mind?

Crash

Boy, he really sucks the fun out of everything. Doesn't he?

Eddie

Fun sucker!

Buck

I read this tablet front to back. And the story it tells is very disturbing. Every hundred million years or so, the world gets a cosmic cleansing. Before the dinosaurs, there were these horseshoe crab-looking thingies. Ugh! Yuck. Then, at the bottom of this mountain range, an asteroid hit. Boom! Bye-bye. Next, dinosaurs, mountain range, asteroid. Boom! Bye-bye. And coming up next, mammals. Mountain range, asteroid, boom! Bye-bye.

Eddie

Stupid mammals.

Crash

That's us.

Buck

Yep, and there she is. The mother of all asteroids screaming towards us. Even going underground won't save us this time.

Diego

Hey, that wasn't there before. And look what it's doing to the sky.

Buck

No worries. Because I've got a plan.

Manny

Really? To stop an asteroid?

Buck

Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the Earth in the same spot. And it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.

Granny

That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.

Manny

Let me get this straight. Instead of running away from a deadly asteroid, you want us to run directly towards it?

Buck

I know it sounds suboptimal, but the good news is it'll kill us no matter where we went. Well, that's reassuring.

Manny

Okay, but even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?

Buck

Ah, my cynical friend. The dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate, and we can change ours, too. Who's with me?

Manny

So, what do you think?

Ellie

Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.

Buck

No! Don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! [in normal voice] Sorry. I just love playing devil's advocate. And looking fabulous!

Diego

Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?

Shira

But what if he can't this time?

Peaches

I don't know what to believe. But I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.

Manny

Okay. I guess we're in.

Crash and Eddie reporting for duty.

Eddie

Doody. [he and Crash laugh]

Buck

Excellent! And dirty word processed. Now, we better get on the road because time till impact is roughly...2 days, 4 hours, 1 minute and 16 seconds. 15 seconds, 14 seconds...

Diego

I think we get it.

Manny

I think we're all gonna get it.

Julian

Whoo! We look so cool. Whoa!

Granny

Ugh. What is this stuff?

Gertie

Where is he? When I am through with that one-eyed weasel...he's going to need two eye patches.

Gavin

I admire your bloodthirstitude, Gertie. But you heard them. An asteroid is coming. This changes things.

Roger

Holy freezballs! It's freezing up here. Parts are retracting into other parts.

Gertie

Would you please stop acting like a parakeet?

Gavin

It's a good thing you got your mother's eyes... or you'd be totally useless.

Roger

Well, that's just hurtful. '[screams]

Gavin

What do you see?

Roger

Nothing. Nothing. Deadly asteroid screaming towards Earth. Wait! There he is. That's too bad. He is really far away. Probably too far to reach by flight. [snaps his fingers] Oh, well. Let's just go home.

Gavin

We are not retreating! Until that weasel came along, our family made an honest living stealing dino eggs.

Roger

An honest living. Stealing. Kind of ironic, don't you think? Besides, why take out the weasel if the asteroid is just gonna take us out?

Gavin

So much sight. So little vision. If we stop the weasel and his friends from diverting the asteroid... Kablooie! It kills the weasel and everyone else... while we glide safely above it all. It'll be our paradise.

Roger

That's seems highly implausible. Just from a scientific standpoint. [Gavin and Gertie growl and glare at him.] Fine. It's a great plan. Dynamite! One of the top three or four species annihilation plans I've ever heard.

Gavin

That's better. Now let's make sure that asteroid hits.

Roger

Why can't we just fear the apocalypse like a normal family?

Diego

Hey, Buck. You have a suggestion for getting around the river?

Buck

Let's see if the tablet's ancient wisdom will guide us. Let my mammals pass!

Diego

That's never gonna work.

Buck

The ancients grant us safe passage.

Julian

Sweet!

Diego

Wow, the air feels strange.

Shira

Uh...Diego?

Diego

Hmm...

Manny

What?

Eddie

Finally! We have superpowers!

Buck

Ladies and gentlemen, we have wandered into an electrical storm. [Thunder rumble] I suggest we all stay away from the trees.
Diego: Sure, no problem. It's not like we're in a forest.

Manny

Boy, Mother Nature sure is in a bad mood lately.

Ellie

Good thing we're all here to help each other.

Manny

Oh, like I always say, stay close, stay alive.

Gertie

There they are! Right out in the open. [laughs] How stupid can you be?

Gavin

Come on, kids. Dive!

Buck

Everyone, try not to create any sort of friction.

Crash

No friction. Got it.

Eddie

Yup. Cool beans. Friction is what now? [Crash and Eddie then reaches to touch each other's fingertips akin to "The Creation of Adam'.]

Diego

Oh, no.

Buck

Come on! Let's get out of here.

Sid

Hurry, Granny.

Granny

Don't you hurry me. I've been struck by lightning more times- [gets struck by lightning and dies]

Sid

Ahh! Granny!

-than you've had hot breakfasts.

Julian

Peaches!

Peaches

Julian, don't move! [panting] I have an idea.

Manny

I'm coming, sweetheart! Julian, why aren't you helping her?

Julian

Wait! No, Manny, she... [screams]

Peaches

Uh, what are you guys doing?

Manny

Helping?

Diego

What would "not helping" look like? Hey, zapheads!

Whoo!

Diego

Manny, get ready to run.

Manny

Come on, let's go!

Diego

Everybody make it?

Sid

Shira, Manny, Crash, Eddie, Ellie, Granny. Aw, shoot! I'm out of fingers.

Diego

Buck. Where's Buck?

Buck

Do you hear that? A baby! There's a baby in there!

Crash

Buck, wait! It's too dangerous.

Ellie

He's gone.

Sid

I can't believe it.

Granny

Don't know how we'll go on without you, Buck. All right, let's go.

Ellie

It's Buck!

Diego

Huh?

Buck

I got you. Don't worry, I got you. There you are. There. Say "hi," everyone.

Huh?

Buck

Isn't she gorgeous?

Sid

How can he tell it's a she?

Buck

Such a good little poochie-woochie.

Shira

Just to be clear, that's a pumpkin, right?

Buck

She has a little jaundice, but I think she'll be okay. Yes, you will. I think I'll call you... Bronwyn.

Manny

Um, little buddy? We need you back on planet Earth. While it's still here. Okay?

Buck

Right you are, mammal. Who wants to save the world from the fiery asteroid? You do!

Buck

Mmm... Okay, mammals. Let's stop here for the night.

Manny

Stop? What about the whole end-of-the-world collision thing?

Buck

Oh, asteroid's still a day off. And like my grandfather used to say... [mimics his 'grandfather'] "Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Purple sky at night, who moved my foot cream? I need my foot cream." [normal] Grampy was a confused and angry weasel.

You are so funny, J.

Julian

Stop! You're funny. Take it easy, my brother from a tiger mother.

Diego

Hasta manana, J-man.

Manny

What was that?

Diego

What was what? Oh, that! It's a cool way to peace out. Julian taught it to me.

Manny

Well, I'm glad the apocalypse is bringing you together.

Diego

He's a good kid, Manny. I like his philosophy. Give him a chance. Bond with him.

Julian

♪So light 'em up, up, up♪ ♪Light 'em up, up, up♪ ♪Light 'em up, up, up♪ ♪I'm on fire!♪

Ellie

Bonding! That's a good idea!

Manny

Oh, right. Got you.

Ellie

You take Julian. I got an idea for Peaches.

Manny

Hey, Bro-Kid.

Julian

Oh, hey, Bro-Dad. You here to rock out?

Manny

Okay. Instead of that... how about a game before bedtime?

Julian

No way! You want to play a game with me? Wow! What is honored times 1,000? No! Times one million? 'Cause whatever that equals is how honored I am.

Manny

So, is that a "yes"?

Julian

Yes, that's a "yes." It's the most "yes"! It's like "yes" with a bunch of s's... so it's like "yessssssssssssssssssss."

Manny

Great! [toss him his hockey stick] I'll see you on the ice! Happy?

Diego

Oh, boy.

Ellie

So, do you think you're ready to go out roaming on your own?

Peaches

I won't be alone. I'll have Julian.

Ellie

Sure. But with asteroids flying, no home to speak of and absolutely no support system, do you think you'll be ready for... this?

Eddie

I'm a wittle baby. [crying]

Ellie

Imagine. You're in the woods, looking for food and your baby gets sick. What do you do?

Peaches

Uh...

Ellie

No! Jiggling makes her feel worse!

Crash

♪La-la-la-la.♪ Ah! [crying]

Ellie

Oh, no! Now your older toddler has a skinned knee and a stuffy nose.

Crash

Mommy, hold me! [crying]

Ellie

Now your babies are crying. You have no food and then you come face to face with a rabid beast!

Sid

I am a rabid beast who gives rabies to babies. [roaring]

Ellie

And there's an arsonist on the loose.
Granny [laughing]

Ellie

How are you going to handle all this without our help?

Sid

Oh! Huh?

Peaches

Peaches, out!

Ellie

Well, that's just the easy stuff. There's a lot more we still need to cover.

Crash

Uh... Baby made a poopie.

Eddie

I'm a method actor, so I will need to be changed.

Buck

♪And if that pterodactyl don't fly.♪ ♪Daddy's gonna blind his remaining eye♪ [yawns] Sweet dreams, little one.

Roger

Lucky pumpkin! It must be nice to have a loving father. Whoo. Okay, here we go. You can do this, Roger. Yay! Kidnapping! Look, I'm sorry. It's not me. I would never do something like this. It's my father. He's crazy.

Gavin

I can't believe he pulled it off! Way to go, dum-dum!

Roger

Oh. Thanks, Dad.

Gertie

Whatever! I could've done the same thing.

Gavin

Well, well. Looks like you're not stopping that asteroid now, are you, weasel?

Roger

Huh?

Gertie

That's not the weasel. That's... I don't know what that is.

Granny

Whoa! Is it my time, angel?

Gertie

Time for what?

Granny

I'm coming to the light. Can't wait to see all those dead relatives I hate.

Gertie

Ahh! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

Gavin

Go help your sister.

Roger

But, Dad...

Granny

Ahh! Demon angel! Mess with Granny, get knocked on your fanny.

Gavin

And that's how it's done.

Granny

Hello? Angel? Am I in heaven? It's so dark and squishy in here.

Gavin

Huh?

Granny

Oh, no! I can still see the light.

Gertie

Pop! I'll save you.

Granny

Whee! Hello!

Gavin

Oh, well. Probably for the best.

Gertie

Yeah, probably.

Roger

Definitely.

Diego

Granny?

Granny?

Sid

Granny? Is she okay?

Diego

Uh, I'm not sure.

Sid

Unhand my Granny!

Granny

You do, and you don't get a tip.

Teddy

Making this beautiful sloth happy is all the payment I need.

Granny

You see? Hunky bunny gets it.

Sid

Granny!

Manny

There's a bunny living in the asteroid? Did not see that coming.

Ellie

Wait till you see this!

Julian

Oh! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Catching mad air on the half-pipe!

Manny

This is crazy.

Ellie

Do you think they know they are living in a magnetic bull's-eye?

Diego

Doesn't look like a lot of doomsday prepping going on in here.

??? (Brooke)

I can't believe it! Visitors! We've never had visitors. Somebody pinch me. Or should I pinch you? Wait, I'll pinch both of us.

Manny

Did I hit my head? What's happening here?

??? (Brooke)

I sure hope this isn't a... Oh! ...dream! [whistles]

This guy? For real?

Whatever.

??? (Brooke)

Hello, handsome. I'm Brooke.

Brooke

Ooh. Such exquisite bone structure. Such a strong jaw. I'm getting butterflies!

Manny

I'm getting nauseous.

Diego

Sorry to interrupt this weirdo love connection, but we're kind of in a hurry.

Buck

If we don't do something fast, that asteroid is gonna blow us all to smithereens.

Brooke

Oh. That sounds urgent. I better take you to him.

Diego

Who's "him"? Your leader?

Brooke

He is our everything.

He sees all.

Brooke

He knows all.

Teddy

And smells amazing!

Manny

Okay, okay. He sounds great. Let's go!

Brooke

Brilliant. Right this way.

Buck

Whoo-hoo! Yes!

Brooke

Please keep your arms and legs inside the tram at all times. But allow your spirit to roam free... in Geotopia.

Peaches

I have a good feeling about this. Maybe he'll be able to help us.

Julian

She did say he knows all. And all's a lot!

Brooke

Here he is. The Master of Meditation, the Supreme Serene...the four-time Heavy Thoughts champion of the world!

Granny

Is that a llama? I hate llamas. They spit and smell.

Diego

So does she.

So do we!

Shangri Llama

Greetings, mammals! The Shangri Llama will see you...now.

Buck

Ooh. Wonderful. [then] So where is he?

Shangri Llama

He is here. Talking to you.

Sid

Oh, I get it. He's a ventriloquist, and you're the dummy.

Shangri Llama

No, you're the dummy.

Sid

No, you're the dummy.

Shangri Llama

No, you're the dummy.

Diego

This is the guy that's going to save us.

Shangri Llama

Look within. You're the dummy.

Buck

Disgusting! Loved that! New topic. We're all about to die.

Shangri Llama

Well, that's no good. Stress is a killer. Let us loosen our limbs and open our minds. Downward Dog!

Manny

Uh... Seriously?

Shangri Llama

I'll wait. I have all the time in the world.

Buck

Actually, you don't have all the time in the world. None of us do. You see, there's this thing in the sky.

Shangri Llama

Oh. That blinding light that seems to get larger by the minute? [Laughs] What about it? Seems fine to me.

Buck

With all due respect, Your Twistiness, that's an asteroid. It's magnetically attracted to this place, and it's heading straight for us.

Shangri Llama

Aha! It must desire our magnetic crystals. Well, who can blame it? They're really quite something. Did you know their power grants eternal youth? I am over 400 years old. Mmm-hmm.

Diego

That's not possible.

Teddy

Sure it is. I'm 326! Whoo!

Granny

Huh? You don't look a day over 275.

Shangri Llama

We are young, happy and safe. And we always will be. Thanks to Geotopia!

Buck

Kudos. It is lovely. Now, let's figure out a way to launch it into space!

Shangri Llama

I'm sorry. You want to destroy our home?

Buck

It'll be destroyed either way. But if we propel this magnetic material into the atmosphere... we can change the asteroid's path and save everyone. What do you say?

Shangri Llama

Caterpillar!

Diego

So, is that a yes? Or...

Shangri Llama

Oh. You are storing a lot of hostility in your lower spine.

Manny

Shangri Llama, how are we gonna...?

Shangri Llama

Funky Chicken. Jiggy Jelly. Mashed Potato.

Buck

Your flexibility is a sight to behold. Now how the devil are we going to launch these crystals?

Shangri Llama

You can't. It's impossible. Whoo! I am bushed. Awesome meeting you guys. Feel free to hang or, you know, whatever. [spits]

Peaches

That's it. He was our last hope. We're doomed.

Diego

Yeah. All we got was a free yoga class.

Sid

On that subject... could you help me, please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.

Diego

Uh, Sid, why do you have two tails?

Granny

I'm in here, too.

Julian

Hey, don't cry. Look on the bright side. We get to see our lives flash before our eyes. That means I get to fall in love with you... All over again.

Peaches

Only you can make the end of the world sound like a good thing.

Ellie

We did a good job raising her. She's stronger than we know.

Manny

Two days ago, I'd have given anything to keep her with us. Now I'd give anything just to see her get married and leave home.

Ellie

Play with her kids, dance with her husband.

Manny

Yell at him when he forgets their anniversary.

Ellie

It was a good one, wasn't it? Our life? You, me, and Peaches.

Manny

The best.

Sid

Oh, Brooke. You're so pretty. You take my lisp away.

Brooke

I bet you say that to all the girls.

Sid

I try. But usually they run away too fast.

Brooke

Oh, you're such a romantic. Hey, I know this is going to sound super forward, but... will you be my mate for life?

Sid

Oh, Brooke, I don't know what to say. It's only been twelve minutes. What took you so long? Yes! This has been the best last day on Earth ever. [gasped again; drops Brooke] A diamond! I need a diamond! Where can I find a... Oh! Perfect.

Brooke

No, no, no. Sid, sweetie, don't do that.

Sid

Nonsense. Only the best for my one... true... love.

Sid

Whoopsies!

Shangri Llama

No, no, no! Oaf! Simpleton! Nincompoop!

Sid

You talking to her or me?

Shangri Llama

That wall was the one thing keeping us young. Now we're all doomed! DOOOOOOOOMED! [the crowd gasped] And now, I think I have a fever. Thank you so much, doofus!

Brooke

Hey! Easy there, Llama! This is the doofus of my dreams. He meant well.

Shangri Llama

Oh, "he meant well." Who cares?ǃ

Peaches

So much for serenity.

Shangri Llama

300 years of peace and harmony undone by one colossally, incredibly... stupendously stupid sloth! [he turns old.]

Sid

Oh, Brooke.

Granny

Wow! You guys got old. Whatever we had, it's over.

Old Teddy

That's what happens when you date a cougar. [crying]

Sid

I'm really sorry, Mr. Llama.

Old Shangri Llama

Sorry. Sorry? Sorry doesn't fix the wall now, does it, you little... [screams crazily like a goat.] I need a bubble bath or a massage. Who knows acupuncture? I need to let my anger out. LET IT OUT!!!! I've been pent up too long. Ahhhhhhhh! I want to hit something. Someone give me their face

Buck

That's it! Pent-up energy. Earth's most powerful propulsion device is right in front of us.

Granny

Who? Spitty McGee here?

Buck

The volcano! That's our magnet launcher. All we need to do is seal the steam vents around it.

Diego

That's a crazy plan!

Buck

You're a crazy plan.

Diego

That doesn't even make any sense.

Buck

And what are you? A professor of logic? Professor Kitty McWhiskers of the University of Meow Meow Meow Meow... [continuously pokes Diego's nose until he roars] You see? Tremendous pressure leads to a tremendous explosion.

Sid

And you call yourself a professor.

Buck

Right. We need all the crystals loaded into the volcano, pronto.

Shangri Llama (Elderly)

What? No! I'm not giving you my crystals. We need them to rebuild our sanctuary.

Brooke (Elderly)

May I remind you, Geotopia is not yours to keep.

Shangri Llama (Elderly)

No, you may not.

Brooke (Elderly)

It came from the sky, and now it's time to give it back.

Shangri Llama (Elderly)

Is not!

Brooke (Elderly)

Is too, you old coot. Change isn't easy, but it's part of life. It's time for us to embrace it again. Whether you like it or not.

Shangri Llama (Elderly)

Not!

Brooke (Elderly)

Listen, Llama, I will go nuts and granola on your butt! So either get on board or go twist yourself into a pretzel and na-ma-stay out of our way. Come on, everybody. Grab every crystal you can find.

Totally, let's do it!

Brooke (Elderly)

And remember, lift with your legs.

Teddy (Elderly)

Too late.

Buck

Bad news! Somebody up there doesn't like us. We're six minutes behind schedule!

Manny

Double time, everyone. We need that big crystal.

Julian

Oh. Hey, Bro-Dad!

Diego

We got company!

Granny

Ooh. I'll put out the sponge cake.

Buck

Steady. Steady.

Roger

Sorry about this. I'm really conflicted right now.

Gavin

That's more like it, Roger. Now finish him.

Buck

Wait! Wait, you don't understand. You see that? If that asteroid hits, we all die.

Gavin

If it hits, we all die. [crying then laughing] That's where you're wrong. See, while you run for your mammal lives, we'll be high in the sky...[scaredy angrily] cruising above it all.

Neil deBuck Weasel

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

Gavin

We'll be as safe as those little birdies. [One meteor hits a bird] Lucky shot. [More meteors hit more birds] Very lucky shot? [A giant meteor hits Earth]

Roger

I knew it. I was right. There's no paradise.

Gertie

What? I'm too young to go extinct! [screams]

Buck

She gets it! Now, please, we haven't got much time!

Gavin

What are you waiting for? Kill him!

Roger

No, Dad. I won't let you. Do you want to know what I love about our family? That we're alive. There are more important things than your pride right now. If you care about us... you should not kill him. You should help him, Dad.

Gertie

Pop, I hate to say this, but my freaky little brother may be right.

Buck

As a father, I would work with my worst enemy... to ensure a brighter future for my little one.

Buck

Reinforcements have arrived!

Gavin

All right, Roger. Lead the way.

Roger

Oh! So that's what approval sounds like.

Buck

Keep it up, dinos. Use that Jurassic super strength! Beep, beep, beep.

Gavin

Watch out, kids!

Buck

The weasel has landed.

Manny

I'll push it in. Go with Peaches and Ellie! [grunting]

Julian

No! I'm not leaving you! We'll do this together!

Peaches

Mom, where are they?

Diego

Ellie, we've got to get everyone off the volcano.

Granny

Folks, I'm outta cake, but I got salami!

Shira

Faster, faster!

Granny

I'm outta cake, but I got salami!

Diego

Granny, come on!

Granny

Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Manny

This isn't working.

Julian

Mad air on the half-pipe! Manny, I have a plan! We have to let the crystal go!

Manny

You know we're trying to get it in the volcano, right?

Julian

Manny, the only thing I want is a life with Peaches. And to prove myself to you. So, okay, two things. I want two things. Do you really think I'd waste the only chance I have left?

Manny

Okay, let's do it!

Julian

On my count. One... Two... Three!

Shira

What are they doing?

Julian

Did it work?

Manny

Yes! I take back everything I ever said about you!

Julian

Wait, what?

Manny

Now let's get out of here!

Shira

What happened?

Diego

Maybe it's the quiet before the crazy?

Crash

Eddie!

Manny

We did it. We did it!

Shira

In your face, space rock!

Diego

Yeah, baby!

Granny

Not on the lips, geezer!

Hit the road, you stupid rock. We just stopped the doomsday clock!

Manny

Bring it in, Bro-Son. Welcome to the family. And you, you coconut! I'll never doubt you again.

Buck

See? Daddy's always right. Remember that when you're older.

Sid

Are you sure you can't come with us?

Brooke (Elderly)

Oh, Sidney, I wish I could. But we both know this is for the best. You've got your whole life in front of you. Besides, I'll have Granny to keep me company.

Sid

You're staying, too?

Granny

Are you kidding? This place is great! Tonight's the big talent show, and tomorrow, naked bingo!

Teddy (Elderly)

You coming, Gladys? I ain't getting any younger! Whoo!

Granny

What? I can't hear you!

Teddy (Elderly)

What? I can't hear you!

Granny

What? I can't hear you!

Brooke (Elderly)

You'll always be my one true love. [Brooke hands Sid a rock slab with her portrait she drew for him to remember her by] Here.

Sid

Wow! Hold on.

Brooke (Elderly)

It looks just like you.

Sid

Now we'll be with each other forever.

Brooke (Elderly)

So long, handsome!

Granny

Bye, Sidney!

Teddy (Elderly)

What you need is more fiber.

Shangri Llama (Elderly)

He's right. [a small crystal from the asteroid drops into the tub; it sinks onto the cracked spot, making bubbles fill up and to make all of them young again]

Shangri Llama

Oh. (What the–?) Ha! Hahaha! Shangri Llama's back on top, baby! [touches his beard while the Geotopia beaver returns to normal] Ooh, ahh, mmm.

Teddy

Gladys?

Granny

Well, hello, Teddy Bear!

Teddy

Mmm-hmm.

Granny

Hot tubbin' just got a whole lot hotter. [Teddy looks at Granny, while the Shangri Llama comes out of the water]

Shangri Llama

Amazing! It's like some kind of "Fountain of Never Getting Old!" Well, we can workshop the name later. [flowers bloom and turn young again, Brooke also young again too, she sighs]