Wanda Sykes movie quotes

View Quote This is my first bath in decades. [a few dead fish and a shark come up to the surface]

View Quote [seeing the narwhals] Y'all got some ugly goldfish.

View Quote Has anyone seen Precious? It's her feeding time.

View Quote [when Quillo accidentally turns on the TV for the THX logo while distracting Tiger] That's just the sound of my heart. Can't you hear it?

View Quote Stella: I'm gonna gas you so hard that your grand children will stink!

View Quote Stella: Sorry. I gotta go.
Tiger: No! Stella! Stella! STEEEELLLLLAAAAAA!

View Quote Buck: No worries, because I've got a plan.
Manny: Really, to stop an asteroid?
Buck: [shows the tablets on the prophecy] Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the earth in the same spot, and it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.
Granny: That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.
Manny: Let me get this straight: instead of running away from a deadly asteroid, you want us to run directly towards it.
Buck: I know it sounds suboptimal. But the good news is, it'll kill us no matter where we went!
Diego: Well, that's reassuring.
Manny: Okay. Even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?
Buck: Ah, my cynical friend, the dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate and we can change ours, too! Who's with me?! [the Herd all look at each other, then quickly huddle in]
Manny: So what do you think?
Ellie: Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.
Buck: [dressed up with a leaf hat, nicking a lady's voice] No, don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! [everyone just stares at Buck severely, and he laughs] Sorry, I just love playing devil's advocate. [singsong] And looking fabulous!!
Diego: Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?
Shira: But what if he can't this time?
Peaches: I don't know what to believe, but I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.
[They break up]
Manny: Okay...I guess we're in.
Crash and Eddie: [salute] Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!
Eddie: Haha! "Dooty". [he and Crash laugh]
Buck: Excellent!

View Quote Teddy: What you need is more fiber.
Geotopia Shovelmouth: He's right. [a small crystal from the asteroid drops into the tub; it sinks onto the cracked spot, making bubbles fill up and to make all of them young again]
Shangri Llama: (Huh?) Oh. (What the…?) Ha! Ha, ha, ha! Shanghai Llama's back on top baby! [touches his beard while the Geotopia beaver returns to normal] Ooh, ahh, mmm.
Teddy: [his old man beard is gone, and he returns to normal] Gladys?
'Granny: [now becomes young, beautiful and fancy] Well, hello, Teddy Bear!
Teddy: [looks surprised, his ears make heart-shaped ears] Mmm-hmm.
Granny: Hot tubbin' just got a whole lot hotter. [Teddy looks at Granny, while the Shangri Llama comes out of the water]
Shangri Llama: Amazing! It's like some kind of "Fountain of Never Getting Old"! [plants and bushes turn young again] Well, we can workshop the name later. [flowers bloom and turn young again, Brooke also turns young again too, she sighs]

View Quote [After the asteroid has been pulled off course, the Geotopian elders are now relaxing in a hot tub; Brooke speaks to Sid]
Sid: You sure you can't come with us?
Brooke: Oh, Sidney, I wish I could, but we both know this is for the best. You've got your whole life in front of you. Besides… I'll have Granny to keep me company.
Sid: You're staying to?!
Granny: Are you kiddin'? This place is great! Tonight's the big talent show, and tomorrow, "Naked Bingo"!
Teddy: [calling to Granny] You comin', Gladys!?! I ain't getting any younger. Whoo!
Gladys: What? I can't hear you!
Teddy: What?! I can't hear you.
Gladys: What?! I can't hear you!
Brooke: [turns to Sid and gives him a rock slab with a sketch of herself] You'll always be my one true love. Here.
Sid: [takes the slab from her hands] Woah. Hold on! [takes a different slab and draws himself to show Brooke it]
Brooke: It looks just like you.
Sid: Now we'll be with each other forever!