What you need is more fiber.
GS Geotopia Shovelmouth
He's right. [a small crystal from the asteroid drops into the tub; it sinks onto the cracked spot, making bubbles fill up and to make all of them young again]
Shangri Llama (Huh?)
Oh. (What the…?) Ha! Ha, ha, ha! Shanghai Llama's back on top baby! [touches his beard while the Geotopia beaver returns to normal] Ooh, ahh, mmm.
[his old man beard is gone, and he returns to normal]
Gladys?
'Granny: [now becomes young, beautiful and fancy] Well, hello, Teddy Bear!
[looks surprised, his ears make heart-shaped ears]
Mmm-hmm.
Hot tubbin' just got a whole lot hotter. [Teddy looks at Granny, while the Shangri Llama comes out of the water]
Shangri Llama Amazing! It's like some kind of "Fountain of Never Getting Old"! [plants and bushes turn young again] Well, we can workshop the name later. [flowers bloom and turn young again, Brooke also turns young again too, she sighs]
MA Manny and Ellie
Granny?
You do, and you don't get a tip.
Making this beautiful sloth happy is all the payment I need.
You see? Hunky bunny gets it.
There's a bunny living in the asteroid? Did not see that coming.
Oh! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Catching mad air on the half-pipe!
Do you think they know they are living in a magnetic bull's-eye?
Doesn't look like a lot of doomsday prepping going on in here.
I can't believe it! Visitors! We've never had visitors. Somebody pinch me. Or should I pinch you? Wait, I'll pinch both of us.
Did I hit my head? What's happening here?
I sure hope this isn't a... Oh! ...dream! [whistles]
M Misty
This guy? For real?
Hello, handsome. I'm Brooke.
Ooh. Such exquisite bone structure. Such a strong jaw. I'm getting butterflies!
Sorry to interrupt this weirdo love connection, but we're kind of in a hurry.
If we don't do something fast, that asteroid is gonna blow us all to smithereens.
Oh. That sounds urgent. I better take you to him.
Who's "him"? Your leader?
MA Misty and Bubbles
He sees all.
Okay, okay. He sounds great. Let's go!
Brilliant. Right this way.
[laughing]
Whoo-hoo! Yes!
Please keep your arms and legs inside the tram at all times. But allow your spirit to roam free... in Geotopia.
I have a good feeling about this. Maybe he'll be able to help us.
She did say he knows all. And all's a lot!
Here he is. The Master of Meditation, the Supreme Serene...the four-time Heavy Thoughts champion of the world!
Is that a llama? I hate llamas. They spit and smell.
CA Crash and Eddie
So do we!
Shangri Llama Greetings, mammals! The Shangri Llama will see you...now.
Ooh. Wonderful. [then] So where is he?
Shangri Llama He is here. Talking to you.
Oh, I get it. He's a ventriloquist, and you're the dummy.
Shangri Llama No, you're the dummy.
Shangri Llama No, you're the dummy.
This is the guy that's going to save us.
Shangri Llama Look within. You're the dummy.
Disgusting! Loved that! New topic. We're all about to die.
Shangri Llama Well, that's no good. Stress is a killer. Let us loosen our limbs and open our minds. Downward Dog!
Shangri Llama I'll wait. I have all the time in the world.
Actually, you don't have all the time in the world. None of us do. You see, there's this thing in the sky.
Shangri Llama Oh. That blinding light that seems to get larger by the minute? [Laughs] What about it? Seems fine to me.
With all due respect, Your Twistiness, that's an asteroid. It's magnetically attracted to this place, and it's heading straight for us.
Shangri Llama Aha! It must desire our magnetic crystals. Well, who can blame it? They're really quite something. Did you know their power grants eternal youth? I am over 400 years old. Mmm-hmm.
Sure it is. I'm 326! Whoo!
Huh? You don't look a day over 275.
Shangri Llama We are young, happy and safe. And we always will be. Thanks to Geotopia!
Kudos. It is lovely. Now, let's figure out a way to launch it into space!
Shangri Llama I'm sorry. You want to destroy our home?
It'll be destroyed either way. But if we propel this magnetic material into the atmosphere... we can change the asteroid's path and save everyone. What do you say?
Shangri Llama Caterpillar!
Shangri Llama Oh. You are storing a lot of hostility in your lower spine.
Shangri Llama, how are we gonna...?
Shangri Llama Funky Chicken. Jiggy Jelly. Mashed Potato.
Your flexibility is a sight to behold. Now how the devil are we going to launch these crystals?
Shangri Llama You can't. It's impossible. Whoo! I am bushed. Awesome meeting you guys. Feel free to hang or, you know, whatever. [spits]
That's it. He was our last hope. We're doomed.
Yeah. All we got was a free yoga class.
On that subject... could you help me, please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.
Uh, Sid, why do you have two tails?
Hey, don't cry. Look on the bright side. We get to see our lives flash before our eyes. That means I get to fall in love with you... All over again.
Only you can make the end of the world sound like a good thing.
We did a good job raising her. She's stronger than we know.
Two days ago, I'd have given anything to keep her with us. Now I'd give anything just to see her get married and leave home.
Play with her kids, dance with her husband.
Yell at him when he forgets their anniversary.
It was a good one, wasn't it? Our life? You, me, and Peaches.
Oh, Brooke. You're so pretty. You take my lisp away.
I bet you say that to all the girls.
I try. But usually they run away too fast.
Oh, you're such a romantic. Hey, I know this is going to sound super forward, but... will you be my mate for life?
Oh, Brooke, I don't know what to say. It's only been twelve minutes. What took you so long? Yes! This has been the best last day on Earth ever. [gasped again; drops Brooke] A diamond! I need a diamond! Where can I find a... Oh! Perfect.
No, no, no. Sid, sweetie, don't do that.
Nonsense. Only the best for my one... true... love.
[Sid removes a crystal, and just like that, Geotopia crumbles]
Whoopsies!
Shangri Llama No, no, no! Oaf! Simpleton! Nincompoop!
You talking to her or me?
Shangri Llama That wall was the one thing keeping us young. Now we're all doomed! DOOOOOOOOMED! [the crowd gasped] And now, I think I have a fever. Thank you so much, doofus!
Hey! Easy there, Llama! This is the doofus of my dreams. He meant well.
Shangri Llama Oh, "he meant well." Who cares?ǃ
Shangri Llama 300 years of peace and harmony undone by one colossally, incredibly... stupendously stupid sloth! [he turns old.]
[The rest of Geotopians, Teddy, and Brooke instantaneously turn old]
Oh, Brooke.
Wow! You guys got old. Whatever we had, it's over.
OT Old Teddy
That's what happens when you date a cougar. [crying]
I'm really sorry, Mr. Llama.
OS Old Shangri Llama
Sorry. Sorry? Sorry doesn't fix the wall now, does it, you little... [screams crazily like a goat.] I need a bubble bath or a massage. Who knows acupuncture? I need to let my anger out. LET IT OUT!!!! I've been pent up too long. Ahhhhhhhh! I want to hit something. Someone give me their face
That's it! Pent-up energy. Earth's most powerful propulsion device is right in front of us.
[shoves the Shangri Llama to the side]
The volcano! That's our magnet launcher. All we need to do is seal the steam vents around it.
That doesn't even make any sense.
And what are you? A professor of logic? Professor Kitty McWhiskers of the University of Meow Meow Meow Meow... [continuously pokes Diego's nose until he roars] You see? Tremendous pressure leads to a tremendous explosion.
And you call yourself a professor.
Right. We need all the crystals loaded into the volcano, pronto.
SL Shangri Llama (Elderly)
What? No! I'm not giving you my crystals. We need them to rebuild our sanctuary.
[Brooke whistles and everyone quiets] [whistles]
May I remind you, Geotopia is not yours to keep.
SL Shangri Llama (Elderly)
No, you may not.
It came from the sky, and now it's time to give it back.
SL Shangri Llama (Elderly)
Is not!
Is too, you old coot. Change isn't easy, but it's part of life. It's time for us to embrace it again. Whether you like it or not.
SL Shangri Llama (Elderly)
Not!
Listen, Llama, I will go nuts and granola on your butt! So either get on board or go twist yourself into a pretzel and na-ma-stay out of our way. Come on, everybody. Grab every crystal you can find.
A Animal
Totally, let's do it!
And remember, lift with your legs.
TE Teddy (Elderly)
[Teddy hurts his back] [grunts]
Too late.
Are you sure you can't come with us?
Oh, Sidney, I wish I could. But we both know this is for the best. You've got your whole life in front of you. Besides, I'll have Granny to keep me company.
Are you kidding? This place is great! Tonight's the big talent show, and tomorrow, naked bingo!
You coming, Gladys? I ain't getting any younger! Whoo!
You'll always be my one true love. [Brooke hands Sid a rock slab with her portrait she drew for him to remember her by] Here.
[Sid turns his back for a moment and then presents Brooke with the same thing, only his drawing is sloppy]
It looks just like you.
Now we'll be with each other forever.
[?]
What you need is more fiber.
Shangri Llama (Elderly) He's right. [a small crystal from the asteroid drops into the tub; it sinks onto the cracked spot, making bubbles fill up and to make all of them young again]
Shangri Llama (Huh?)
Oh. (What the–?) Ha! Hahaha! Shangri Llama's back on top, baby! [touches his beard while the Geotopia beaver returns to normal] Ooh, ahh, mmm.
[?] [his old man beard is gone, and he returns to normal]
Gladys?
[now becomes young, beautiful and fancy]
Well, hello, Teddy Bear!
[looks surprised, his ears make heart-shaped ears]
Mmm-hmm.
Hot tubbin' just got a whole lot hotter. [Teddy looks at Granny, while the Shangri Llama comes out of the water]
Shangri Llama Amazing! It's like some kind of "Fountain of Never Getting Old!" Well, we can workshop the name later. [flowers bloom and turn young again, Brooke also young again too, she sighs]
