A character in Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas (2011)

Sid quotes from Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas (2011)

John Leguizamo

2nd most-quoted character in Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas (2011): in 9 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Peaches (6), Manny (6), Ellie (3)

Scenes with Sid

9 scenes
Sid
[sniffles]

Why am I on Santa's naughty list?! Why, why?!

My guess - because it doesn't have a loser list.

Sid

I have an excellent sense of direction. [almost falls off a cliff] WAIT! [Peaches, Crash, and Eddie all stop; he lets out a huge sneeze]Ah-ah-ACHOO!

[smiling]

Bless you!

Sid

Thank you! [walks off the cliff, sending him and the others falling to their apparent deaths, screaming; but then they're all pulled back up by Prancer]

[Manny and Ellie have found Peaches in the North Pole]

Peaches, you... [suddenly mad] ...Are so grounded!

Sorry, Daddy.

I was talkin' to Sid!

Sid
[cowering behind Peaches]

Sorry, Daddy.

Santa has a naughty list?

Yeah. And if you're not good, then he puts your name on it.

We're never good!

Then why start now?

[Eddie hits Crash's crotch]

And if your name's on the naughty list, you don't get Christmas!

Sid
[Sid, Crash and Eddie gasp]

But, NO! Why me? Except the fact that it's my fault.

[picking Sid up by the collar with his trunk and putting him away from the Christmas rock]

Step away from the stone!

Sid

Why? [runs back over to the rock, only for Manny to take him away from it again]

You'll break it!

[laughing]

Sid can't break a rock!

Don't tempt him.

[to Manny; angrily]

If anyone deserves to be on the naughty list, Dad, it's you! [walks off in a huff]

She told you, huh?

Well, too bad. I'm a grownup. Grownups don't believe in the naughty list.

Sid
[Cuts to Sid crying] [crying]

I'm not getting Christmas! [mumbles instinctively and continues crying]

Sid
[Sid has accidentally broken the Christmas rock, and Manny snarls angrily at him] [backing away]

Okay, okay, let's just keep it together. It really is about the spirit of Christmas, isn't it?

You're about to be a spirit of Christmas Sid.

Sid
[hugging his trunk]

Manny, please, I'm so sorry!

You know what, Sid? I'm the least of your worries. You gotta answer that to Santa.

Sid

Santa? Santa Claus?

He's never gonna forgive this. You just got yourself on...Uh, uh. Santa's naughty list. [Sid gasps]

Santa has a naughty list?

Yeah. Yeah, and if you're not good, then he puts your name on it.

We're never good!

Then why start now? [kicks Crash's crotch]

Well, if your name's on the naughty list, you don't get Christmas!

Sid
[Sid, Crash, Eddie, & Peaches Gasps in shock]

But, no! Why me? Besides the fact that it's my fault. Heh.

[to Manny; angrily]

If anyone deserves to be on the naughty list, Dad, it's you! [walks off in a huff]

She sure told you, didn't she?

Well, too bad. I'm a grown-up. Grown-ups don't believe in the naughty list.

Sid
[Cuts to Sid] [mumbles instinctively and starts crying]

I'm not getting Christmas!

Don't cry, Sid.

Sid

Why not?

Your tears are freezing solid.

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