Josh
Can I ask your opinion on something serious?
Megan
Is this about your rash?
Josh
No!
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Megan
Josh
Megan
Do you ever clean this car? It's full of trash.
Drake
Hey, everything in this car is very important to me!
Megan
[holding up a dead bird]
Like this dead bird?
Drake
Aw, Tweeter died!
Megan
Excuse me? I think the pilot made a mistake. This plane is going to Denver, right?
Attendant
No, we're in route to Los Angeles.
Megan
Los Angeles?
Attendant
Yes.
Megan
...Not Denver?
Attendant
No.
Megan
...Those dumb boobs.
[The flight attendant looks down her shirt in confusion]
Megan
[Megan arrives in Los Angeles]
Hi.
Gate Agent
Yes, can I help you?
Megan
Well see, I wasn't supposed to fly here to Los Angeles but my 2 boobish brothers put me on the wrong plane. So could you please put me on a flight to Denver?
Gate Agent
Let me check the computer and see what's available.
Megan
Cool.
Gate Agent
Uh oh.
Megan
What?
Gate Agent
Denver's experiencing severe thunderstorms so all flights there have been cancelled till the weather's clear.
Megan
Okay. Guess I'm spending the night in LA.
Gate Agent
Can I help you arrange a ride somewhere?
Megan
Uh yeah, that'd be awesome.
Gate Agent
Taxi or limo?
Megan
Limo.
