E.L. quotes
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You're already cheating! Anytime you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself. Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.
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Yep. I'd give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping.
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Did you kill a cheetah?
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Hey, it's 10 feet. Bob Hope could jump this in his golf cart. See, watch, I can spit across it.
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Did I say two fingers? Better make that three.
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Barry, hit the lights. It's boner time!