“E.L.: Your dick will never forgive you. E.L.: What do you think...”

[trying to convince Josh to have sex with Beth]

Your dick will never forgive you.

[bends down to talk to Josh's dick]

What do you think little man? Don't you ever want to experience something new?

[pretends to be Josh's dick with squeaky high pitched voice]

It ain't easy beings Josh's penis. Nothing has happened for two months it feels like I'm in a coma. I wish I was your dick EL, because this is torture. If something doesn't happen soon, I'm just going to pack up my balls and leave.

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