A scene from American Wedding 2003
Steve Stifler

Oh wedding this, suck my ass that. I'm special, you're special, we're all just a bunch of special ****ers. Well, you know what? Im-a gonna get laid Finch-****er and it's going to be like oh so good. And I'm gonna' be like "You like this shit, mama?" and she's gonna be like "**** right, doggy, give it to me. Suck on my nipples like you're milking a cow!"

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