Steve Stifler
Are you saying I'm impolite?
Jim
"Impolite" would be an improvement.
Scenes with Jim
7 scenes Steve Stifler
Jim
Michelle
[about Stiffler]
Jim, he's not doing it to be nice; he's doing it to bone Cadence.
Jim
Look, maybe we should give him a chance. You know, I think - I think that underneath all the "****s" and "shits" and "blow me's", there's a very sensitive person who's just thirsty for acceptance. That's... that's what I think.
Michelle
Oh, Jim... you gotta stop masturbating... it's melting your brain.
Stifler
What describes the Stif-miester best?
Jim
He uses the F-word excessively.
Stifler
Really? Thanks, man.
Jim
Honesty, now- Honestly, would you have passed up sex with Nadia?
Jim's Dad
Why? Did she say something?
Jim
Hypothetically, Dad.
Jim's Dad
Oh, hypothetically. Well, I mean, you know, Jim, I'm a married man. I'm...
Jim
If-If-If you weren't married.
Jim's Dad
She's a college girl.
Jim
If you were a college guy.
Jim's Dad
In a heartbeat. Oh yeah.
Michelle
How did a little perv like you, turn into such a great guy?
Jim
How did a little nympho like you, turn into such a great girl?
Michelle
I'm still a nympho.
Jim
Well, I'm still a perv.
Stifler
Observe the **** Stif-meister. What is his defining characteristic?
Jim
He uses the F-word excessively.
Stifler
Thanks, man. But I also have confidence. You're one big floppy ****!
Jim
[following Michelle accepting his proposal]
I am the happiest man in the world. [His pants fall down to reveal a huge hard-on.]
Jim's Dad: Well, we should all be so happy.
