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Kevin So, how are the twig and giggle-berries this morning?
Jim Oh, very colorful, my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers.
Stifler Jim, you're the only guy I know whose dick needs an instruction manual.
Michelle Okay, pretend I'm a hot girl. Now what do you want to do?
Jim I want to feel your boobs.
Michelle No, you dingbat! You don't just go groping away! You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey!
Michelle Good Jim. Ooh, you're making me wet.
Jim Holy shit, really?
Michelle No, I was just saying that so you could practice.
Jim 'Course.
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