“Okay, pretend I'm a hot girl. Now what do you want to do?” – Michelle, American Pie 2 ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from American Pie 2 2001

Michelle

Okay, pretend I'm a hot girl. Now what do you want to do?

Jim

I want to feel your boobs.

Michelle

No, you dingbat! You don't just go groping away! You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey!

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Jim Levenstein Jason Biggs More Jim Levenstein quotes →

Michelle Alyson Hannigan More Michelle quotes →

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