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Jim This is good, this is good. [looks down at his erect penis] Obviously.
Michelle Oh! Uh, Gilligan's Island, Mr. Howell!
Jim Uh, what?
Michelle You've gotta control yourself and think of something non-sexual. I haven't even touched you yet and you're turning into the Sears Tower!
Michelle Now don't freak out. I'm gonna do something to push your threshold.
Jim Ow, that's cold. What is that?
Michelle I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun?
Jim What are you doing here?
Stifler's Brother Pussy, man! I'm here for the pussy.
Jim Take a number.
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