“So, how are the twig and giggle-berries this morning?” – Kevin, American Pie 2 ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from American Pie 2 2001

Kevin

So, how are the twig and giggle-berries this morning?

Jim

Oh, very colorful, my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers.

Stifler

Jim, you're the only guy I know whose dick needs an instruction manual.

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Steve Stifler Seann William Scott More Stifler quotes →

Jim Levenstein Jason Biggs More Jim Levenstein quotes →

Kevin Thomas Ian Nicholas

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