“You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the...” – Stifler, American Pie 2 ... Movie Quotes Database

Stifler

You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stif-meister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby!

Here's a new idea for you, Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other: you just laugh at the people who do count.

Stifler

Here's a new idea for you: I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

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