American Pie (1999) · 46 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in American Pie (1999): in 7 of its 46 quotes
Most scenes with: Steve Stifler (4), Jim (4), Kevin (2)
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher Suck me, beautiful.
What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher Suck me, beautiful!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher My friends call me Nova...as in Casanova.
That's pathetic!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher Jeez, you don't have to laugh at me.
You actually said that? [laughs hysterically]
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher Shut up!
You did better than me Nova.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher Don't call me that any more. I'm a fraud.
You guys are pathetic. I'm gonna find myself a little hottie. [shouts] Suck me, beautiful!
[walks off, laughing]
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher You came to see me in action?
Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good!
Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached!
Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher Like warm apple pie.
Yeah?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher Yeah.
Apple pie, huh?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher Uh huh.
McDonald's or homemade?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher All you got to do is to ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
I dunno man, sounds like a lot of work!
Separately we are flawed and vulnerable, but together we are the masters of our sexual destiny.
Their tiger-style kung fu is strong, but our dragon-style kung fu will defeat it!
Guys.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher The Shaolin masters of East and West must unite! Fight! And find out who is number one!
Guys! I'm serious!
Choir chick! What the hell are you doing here?
Well, uh, I was asking Chris to prom. So do you wanna go?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher Yeah, that would be great.
Well, just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher Stifler, ****! I mean, why do you gotta be so insensitive all the time?
What? Whatever.
