Scenes with Michelle
3 scenes
Michelle
Oh! And this one time... at band camp... I stuck a flute in my pussy!
Jim
[taking a drink then realizes what she said and spits it out]
Excuse me?
Michelle
What? You think I don't know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is... sex-ed. So are we gonna screw soon, 'cuz I'm getting kind of antsy!
Michelle
What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
Jim
Michelle! Michelle.
Michelle
Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It will desensitize you. I don’t want you cumming so damn early this time.
Jim
What makes you think that I would **** early?
Michelle
Come on, I saw you on the net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You’re a sure thing.
Jim
Yes I am.
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