A character in American Pie (1999)

Kevin Myers quotes from American Pie (1999)

In 1 of the 46 quotes from American Pie (1999)

A line from Kevin Myers

No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn’t getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And by God, we’re not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!

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