Finch God bless the Internet.
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in American Pie (1999): in 7 of its 46 quotes
Most scenes with: Stifler's Mom (3), Steve Stifler (2), Jim (2)
Scenes with Finch
7 scenes Finch Finch You have anything to drink?
I believe the kegs are upstairs.
Finch That is what the cretins drink. I'm talking about alcohol, liquor...the good stuff.
I've got some scotch.
Finch Single malt?
Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
Finch Yes Ma'am, I am.
[Stifler's Mom gestures in another direction. Finch looks at pool table and back to Stifler's Mom.]
You're dead.
Finch He's desperate. Jim, just wait till she leaves.
Nadia
so umm "shaved" is the expression.[Nadia takes off her panties, and Jim is agape.]
Holy shit.
Finch Holy shit!
Garage Band Members (Tom Delonge, Mark Hoppus, Travis Barker of w:Blink 182): [together] Holy shit.
Enthusiastic Guy
[enthusiastically laughs]
Holy shit!
this is like the coolest thing i've ever seen.
I know.
Stifler
**** me! There’s gonna be an Eastern European chick naked in your house, and you’re not going to do anything about it?
What am I supposed to do, Stifler? Broadcast her over the internet?
Stifler
Yeah!
You can do that?
No, I can’t do that to her.
Stifler
Jim, get some **** balls. If you can’t bring yourself to photograph a naked chick, how the hell are you ever gonna sleep with one?
Finch I don’t like the kid, but he’s got a point, Jim.
Stifler
See? Even Shit Break knows you should do it.
Finch So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking?
Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me?
Finch Yes ma’am, I am.
