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Steve Stifler Hey Kev, seen Shit-break lately?
Kevin Why? what did you do to him?
Steve Stifler Me? Nothing. I'm the one whose ass he kicked, remember? Here's one thing I know, Shit-break won't have a problem shitting at school anymore. Slipped a little something into his moccachino. [smirks while showing a jar of laxatives]
Kevin If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm gonna be really pissed.
Jim Sherman? The Sherminator? [both laugh]
Kevin Myers No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn’t getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And by God, we’re not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!
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